“Girlicious:” Let Us Never Speak Of This Again

When I told friends I had gotten a screener of "The Pussycat Dolls Present Girlicious" they asked when I got into the porno business. I said, no, no, it’s not porn. It’s… well… it’s about singing and dancing. At least, they say it is. Sure, a stripper pole is involved, but… well, the press release says "they look like Bratz Dolls." So I guess it’s basically porn, except on basic cable. Also, the "girls" are mostly in their twenties. But hey, they "dance to the beat of their own funky drummer," so it’s all good, right?

You know who needs to go on that show? Temptress Brown, that high-school football linebacker from Philly. She’d make a good Girlicious singer.
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