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When I think of “sporty,” “athletic,” and “fit,” I think of, well, anyone but Paris Hilton. However, the athletic company Fila must recognize some connection to fitness that Paris harbors somewhere in her since they have made her a spokes model for their brand. Over the weekend she was in South Korea whoring herself out for the sportswear line. I say “whoring herself” because I’m pretty sure she would never wear their gear if not for the ridiculous amount of money they’re paying her to say that she loves it. Seriously y’all, come on–this is the girl who was even lazy and whiny in her sex tape . . . an athlete she is not.

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Pamela Anderson is reportedly admitting to paying off a gambling debt with sex. She owed upwards of $250,000.00 to a “mystery man” and he suggested that they work it out old school.
EX-BAYWATCH babe Pamela Anderson has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man’s “Indecent Proposal” in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.She explained: “He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours.” (source)

There’s a word or the exchange of goods or services in a free market society between merchants and or private parties:it’s called bartering.
If one of the parties happens to offer sex to pay off a debt, that individual (or collection of individuals) is called a whore. Whore, whore, whore. And for all those […]

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Wait. Am I still alseep? Because normally when I see Kate Beckinsale and another hot girl stumbling drunk, wearing schoolgirl uniforms and holding hands that’s when I fly in on my unicorn and give them each a kitten right before they make out. I don’t see a unicorn so I must be awake. Oh wait, there’s Len Weisman wearing some sort of school uniform too. I guess this is for a costume party. Like Tarts and Vicars , where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like priests. Or Pimps and Hoes, where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like pimps. Or Golf pros and tennis hoes, where the guys dress up like golfers and the girls dress up like whores. Wonder why the girls always dress up like whores? Hm. Coincidence? I think not!

Hotties, Kate Beckinsale, Vampires, whores

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In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.
K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.
I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.
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Lindsay Lohan is role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently,  a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.
“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”
The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

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Nice thong, dude. Anything you wanted to tell us? These pictures of Britney Spears and those other two sexy honies were taken just before Britney’s brain shit the bed and she shaved her head back in February. It’s supposed to be in the back of a Club in NYC, but but for some reason that club looks like Abu Graib.
Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.
Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process. (Sun)

It’s always nice to see that even really, really, really slutty girls can manage to get the cigarette worked into a the picture somehow. Touch O’ Class. One more […]

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Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.
Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.
Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.
I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.
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Move over Charm School girls–there are some new sluts in town!
Tonight VH1 premiered Rock of Love, and in doing so brought the Reality Skank Factor up to a whole new level. Tonight we have the pleasure of meeting 25 (very questionably) “beautiful” women brought to L.A. with the purpose of wooing Bret Michaels, or as contestant Brandi M. eloquently puts it, “I’m here to get me some rocker ass.”
Let’s view the show by Miss Lennox’s estimated statistics, shall we?

Percentage of individual camera time contestants use to refer to each other as “bitch,” “slut,” “whore,” or “dumb”: 60%
Percentage of self-confessed strippers or those who I’d peg for strippers: 80%
Percentage of contestants with implants: 70%
Percentage of contestants who look like they would kick Bret’s ass if he cheated on them: 80%. They’re incredibly rough looking.

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Jennifer Lopez no longer wants to be referred to as “J-Lo” fearing it only furthers her negative status as a diva. Blah, blah, who cares. Just don’t get rid of that junk in yo’ trunk, baby. I mean, no need for radical change.
Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.
The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but “got out of control and really crazy”.She added: “That’s all gone with the ridiculous stories about me throwing tantrums and insisting on Egyptian sheets. That’s all firmly in my past.” (source)

Silly, J-Lo. Don’t you know you’ll never be known otherwise in spite of your efforts? It’s like that fat kid in 1st grade with spaghetti stains on his shirt that ate all the lunches during nap time. […]

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Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.
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Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
The Hilton clan […]

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