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Zac Efron, in response to some quips about his masculinity, seems to be shedding his pretty boy teen image in favor of a more manly image. Take for example recently when he was seen with a “perky top-of-the-head ponytail a la Pebbles in The Flintstones”. That’s Manly!
“Hollywood’s buzzing about HSM pretty boy Zac Efron’s sudden obsession with cosmetics for his kisser and girly ‘do hair! Even after rumbles in the press questioning why he’s wearing full makeup everywhere - and galpal Vanessa Hudgens moaning to pals that he’s gotta “man up” and drop the whole metrosexual act.”
The source says that Zac was “wearing man-cake and guy-liner, “and the execs were stunned. Witnesses described the teen idol as maxed-out in black eyeliner, mascara, cover-up, blush and eye shadow. (source)

Zac Efon is definitely not gay. According the conversation I had had with the poster of him above my bed, […]

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Vaneessa Hudgens may have a cellphone sextape that stars her and hyperhetero boyfriend Zac Efron. The National Ledger reported today that a secret cellphone sex tape may be out there showing Vanessa Hudgens nude with Zac Efron. The title of the National Ledger article is Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape With Zac Efron? Nude Photos Mess Continues.
THAT’s how you write a headline, people. Salacious!
Is there now a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape starring the pint sized hottie and her beau Zac Efron? While the photos scandal continues to burn up bandwidth, there are reports that say that the High School Musical star has a cell phone video and a short clip floating around. (source)

In other news, Cingular is now AT&T wireless. Now with more bars than ever. Buy an iPhone and pay hundreds extra to get the same shitty customer service as the rest of the USA. Poor people are […]

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A month ago, the Disney Channel was merely a breeding ground for hot underage chicks, who were neither of-age nor naked. Not much fun for a guy like me…yet. (However, notable alumnae include, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Not bad.) But in just a few weeks, the titillatingly post-pubescent cast of the High School Musical franchise have taken the internet by storm with nude photos and nip slips. Now we’re talkin’! So I actually went and watched the shit: High School Musical 2…at least some of it. And I must say it is the Hottest G-rated movie ever, thanks to leading ladies Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, whose recent R-rated “coming out photos” had attracted the attention of so many pervs like me.
Apparently, both of these hotties have been dating this pretty little butterfly of a boy named […]

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Vanessa Hudgens is the picture of purity and righteousness, meaning she likes to take naughty pictures of herself and let them leak on the internet. That’s a hero to you me. I think if she’s Catholic she’s one miracle away from being declared a saint. True story, that shit’s in the Bible. The only reason I bring this up is that I can’t get in trouble for posting scintillating naked pictures of an 18 year hottie of questionable ethnicity because the laws in the USA kick ass.
Law& Order Update: Bongbong. Apparently the laws in the USA are made to protect people and not let bloggers post random naked pictures of them so I have removed the pics and replaced them with boring bikini shots of Vanessa Hudgens dancing with some gay kid. Objection your honor.
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