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Seriously y’all, there needs to be a website dedicated solely to “topless pictures of British celebrity wannabes.” Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is my lastest waste of space find from across the ocean. Like Lucy Pinder et. al., Aisleyne has really nice breasts and is topless in about 140% of her photos. I painfully read through her website as well and learned that she has a dog named “Princess,” she left home at 16, and–in my estimation–she looks much better blonde than brunette. As far as talent, she came into the public’s purview as a contestant on the UK’s Big Brother. Hey, I said she had nice breasts, not talent.
This weekend Aisleyne was frolicking on Gran Canaria island with a friend who also just happened[!] to be topless. You have to love the way she emphasizes rubbing tanning lotion on herself. I was fully […]

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This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother -  you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

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Except not really. No photoshop here right? I’ve seen more realistic photos in the Weekly World News. Like that bat kid that decided have sex with the fattest lady ever and they were friends with JFK and Hitler and when they went outside to look for el chupacabra, the clouds were shaped like the devil? The DEVIL. Makes you think.
Conspiratorial Update: There are some “behind the scenes” shots of this photoshoot that actually have Britney in them. Or do they? They made the moon landing look pretty convincing too.  (Allure)

Britney Spears, Hotties, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Topless

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Time to enter the wayback machine kids - way back to when Marisa Miller was doing more nudity. Besides the fact that I couldn’t send you through the weekend with the incredible hulk dog as the lead story, I was feeling a little nostalgic about a time in the not too distant past when tea was sweet, summer was hot and Marisa Miller was plenty nude. Good times.

Breasts, Hotties, Marisa Miller, nip slips, nsfw, Nude, Topless

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Padma Lakshmi and controversial British author Salman Rushdie are getting a divorce. In case you missed it, because who gives a shit, Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushidie got married in 2004. Salman Rushdie is the author of The Satanic Verses which caused a fatwa for his death to be issued by the Ayatollah Khomeini a while back and Padma Lakshmi is a model turned chef and tv host as well as the newly elected senator and former Queen of Naboo.
British author Salman Rushdie and his wife Padma Lakshmi, host of TV show “Top Chef,” are getting divorced, his spokeswoman said on Monday, just two weeks after he was awarded a controversial knighthood.
Rushdie, 60, is best known for his novel “The Satanic Verses,” which outraged many Muslims and sparked death threats that forced him to live in hiding for nine years.
He married Lakshmi, a former model born in 1970 in India, […]

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