Entries Tagged 'tits' ↓

Emily Scott shows us why, although they lost the war, the Germans have their sheizer together when it comes to nudity. For example, you lay down five dollars for that USA Maxim at the train station and you’ll be treated to 50 glossy pages of girls wearing see through bras with no apparent nipples. Attention Maxim US: We get it. You airbrush the models. I can live with a C-cup being enalarged to a D cup or photoshopping out a zit on some girls ass, but nipples are important. Like eyes and arms. Would you want to see a one armed model lying on a bearskin rug with no top and a patch eye? No. No, you would not. We don’t want to see girls without nipples. It’s creepy. More Emily with the airbrushing in all the right places.
Sheizer.

More Emily and her Aussie view of zee Germans after zee jump. […]

Continue reading this post by: fatback For more…

Emily Scott shows us why, although they lost the war, the Germans have their sheizer together when it comes to nudity. For example, you lay down five dollars for that USA Maxim at the train station and you’ll be treated to 50 glossy pages of girls wearing see through bras with no apparent nipples. Attention Maxim US: We get it. You airbrush the models. I can live with a C-cup being enalarged to a D cup or photoshopping out a zit on some girls ass, but nipples are important. Like eyes and arms. Would you want to see a one armed model lying on a bearskin rug with no top and a patch eye? No. No, you would not. We don’t want to see girls without nipples. It’s creepy. More Emily with the airbrushing in all the right places.
Sheizer.

More Emily and her Aussie view of zee Germans after zee jump. […]

Continue reading this post by: fatback For more…

I think paroled may be too strong. Maybe let off easy is more appropriate, because the LA legal system is about as tough on crime as an episode of Dragon Tales.
Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days — the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (source)

God damn. I’ve had video check outs at a Hilton Hotel that took longer than Paris Hilton was in jail. I like how the LA Police don’t even try to disguise the preferential treatment anymore. One judge for LA County was quoted as saying, “Well I can’t keep her jail after I already cashed the bribe check, duh.”. Which, if you think about it, makes perfect sense. Like how […]

Continue reading this posy by: fatback For more…

Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.
LINKS.

Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
The Hilton clan […]

Continue reading this posy by: fatback For more…

R&B star and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star (?) Ray J has dreams of becoming Mayor of Carson California, not a huge stretch considering Ahnold is the guvnah and Sonny Bono was a member of Congress. Except, Ray J is a naughty, naughty boy and his sex tape controversy may be keeping him out of office.
The singer/actor has huge political ambitions and his leaked sex tape, in which he cavorted with socialite Kim Kardashian, wrecked his bid to become Carson’s mayor this year (07) - but he isn’t giving up. He tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I might do it at the next election and let all of this controversy die down and then hit them harder.”
“I want people to look at other things besides rapping and singing… Young people 18 and older don’t vote. When I get people to start voting and start uplifting themselves […]

Continue reading this posy by: Emily For more…

Jessica Simpson, beyond desperate for a comeback, and borderline looney, is seeking advice from pop diva Mariah Carey to get her back on track. I know, right? Where do we even go from here?
Jess has turned to the Queen of Comebacks for inspiration. In July 2001, Mariah made a bizarre appearance on MTV’s TRL, on which she performed a striptease and handed out ice cream to the audience. The five-octave soprano then had a breakdown in a Manhattan hotel, smashing crockery and cutting her feet and hands. She was ultimately admitted to the Silver Hill Hospital for what her publicist described as “an emotional and physical breakdown.”

Fucking classic!
“Jessica has been singing Mariah’s praises endlessly,” a friend of the former MTV reality star dishes to OK!. “She thinks Mariah is amazing and appreciates that she may be able to learn from her. Jessica’s career […]

Continue reading this posy by: Emily For more…

I said goddamn, Salma! This is a very preggo Salma Hayek at some charitable function for some charitable cause that we don’t give two flying charitable whacks about..except, we do care because we’re red-blooded Americans who appreciate a ridiculous plunging neckline showing off those radiant, voluptuous love nests. I’m pretty sure those 36QQs are the stuff dreams are made of. I even have a spot of drool on my chin as I type. A spot of drool? When did I become British? Oh well, cheerio…suckas!
On a related note, how much nutrition does an adult gain from breastfeeding? I bet Wikipedia knows…

Breasts, Photos, Salma Hayek, WTF?

RSS Feeds

Continue reading this posy by: Emily For more…