Entries Tagged 'the' ↓
June 8th, 2007 — department, allowed, paris, sauer, michael, sentence the, judge, expressly, ordered, determine, sheriff, the, jail, text late, today, entire, serve, WTF?, l a, city, Paris Hilton, Stacy Keibler, Politics, Drugs, attorney, rocky, a, hearing, demanding, paperwork, delgadillo, filed, DUI
So it looks like LA Law may be poised to surpass the Teletubbies in overall toughness and have called Paris Hilton back to court to discuss the validity of her recent release. TMZ report from yesterday:
Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.
The hearing is scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT on Friday. (source)
A hearing. Man. She must be shaking in her Jimmy Choo Strappy sandals. I bet the lawyers have filed some really concise motions and the judge is prepared to hear their briefs in detail. Eeeek! I hope she’s okay!
If it was anybody else, Dog the Bounty Hunter would have broken the door down and hog tied you with cable ties faster than […]
Continue reading this post by: fatback For more…
RSS Feeds
June 7th, 2007 — leaves, tiny, confines, bracelet, ankle, wear, an, golden, golf, guards, rape, listen, cell whatever, cart, spacious, cots, ratty, jail, the, WTF?, Paris Hilton, DUI, Drugs, , WTFF?, and, sleep, arrest, foot, 5000, square, House
UPDATE: TMZ reports that Paris Hilton was released for “health reasons”. She is now under house arrest and must to wear an ankle bracelet that notifies the authorities if she leaves the tiny confines of her 5000 square foot house; which is barely 50 times bigger than her spacious jail cell.
Whatever will she do?
I mean ,after a few days it will get boring driving her golden golf cart from one end of the house to another. Or flying a kite in the living room or riding her horse up and down the stairs. Poor kitten. They should have let her go to one of those awesome half-way houses where the cool criminals get to go; where they get to sleep next to each other on ratty cots while they listen to the guards rape the other parolees. LA law, you’re a stinker!
drugs, DUI, paris hilton, WTF?, WTFF?
[…]
Continue reading this posy by: fatback For more…
RSS Feeds
June 7th, 2007 — reduced, 23, served, yesterday, sealed, normal, stay, total, hilton, prison, sex, naked, tits, whore, slut, days, sentenced, , WTFF?, the, jail, WTF?, a, and, paroled, morning she, originally, early, exit, stri unimpeachable, sources, Paris Hilton
I think paroled may be too strong. Maybe let off easy is more appropriate, because the LA legal system is about as tough on crime as an episode of Dragon Tales.
Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days — the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (source)
God damn. I’ve had video check outs at a Hilton Hotel that took longer than Paris Hilton was in jail. I like how the LA Police don’t even try to disguise the preferential treatment anymore. One judge for LA County was quoted as saying, “Well I can’t keep her jail after I already cashed the bribe check, duh.”. Which, if you think about it, makes perfect sense. Like how […]
Continue reading this posy by: fatback For more…
RSS Feeds
June 6th, 2007 — jailed, tmz, freezing, phone, offender, nice, nights, 2, apparently, hoping, crying, NSFW, paris, WTF?, Paris Hilton, Drugs, jail, the, nude, hilton, and, WTFF?, DUI
Paris Hilton’s first 3 nights in jail apparently weren’t as nice as she was hoping. According to TMZ, the jailed DUI offender has been crying on the phone and freezing at night.
Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is “freezing cold.” She has three little blankets and no pillow. She’s using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space. (source)
Wow. So her jail sounds like my bedroom when I was growing up. Except I didn’t have a phone, a tv, or as much food and I had to use a cat for a blanket. But, despite of her bullshit crying for no god damn reason, her stay has been pretty quiet so far. I have to admit, I was hoping for a prison riot by the chicas, sisters, […]
Continue reading this posy by: fatback For more…
RSS Feeds