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Okay, I’m thinking that the CW show Gossip Girl must not pay the dude on the left as much as these other two guys on the show. That, or the actor busting out of his shirt had a sudden horizontal growth spurt and had no time to buy a new shirt before his appearance. I had to actually research who this sartorially-challenged guy is, and found out that he’s Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Since I’m not 15 years old, I don’t watch Gossip Girl and don’t know which high school stereotype he portrays. But one thing’s for sure–if you look at Ed from his neck down, he looks like someone’s old dirty uncle. “Uncle Ed” even wears several medallions to add to his creepy vibe. And the chest and stomach hair I certainly don’t get–the kid’s only 20 years old!
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In plotting out this post (uh, yeah, these require massive amounts of gray matter!), I wasn’t sure which has-been “celebrity” to use for a photo to represent the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab.” I mean when you’re choosing amongst the singer from a late 90’s one-hit wonder band, a Baldwin brother, and the same-old-same-old VH1 gals Chyna and Brigette Nielsen . . . well, you have slim pickings as far as who is a “celebrity.” So I decided to go with a mug shot, specifically that of Jessica Sierra, reported cast member on the up-and-coming “Celebrity Rehab.” If you don’t know who she is, that’s okay, you shouldn’t–she was in the Top Twelve of some season of “American Idol.” Whatever.
Anyway, VH1 has just announced that “Celebrity Rehab” will air in January. Jessica Sierra along with Daniel Baldwin, Mary Carey, Brigitte Nielsen, Jeff Conway, Chyna, […]

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Hey, Miss Lennox here. I’m happy to be back in F&C action and presenting you with bikini pics of the lovely Kate Walsh from this past weekend in Hawaii. Kate plays Dr. Addison Montgomery on “Private Practice,” ex wife of Dr. McDreamy on “Grey’s Anatomy.” While I enjoy “Grey’s,” I just cannot watch “Private Practice” because it makes my vagina hurt. No, really, I’m serious. There is such an excess of estrogen on the show that the characters’ vaginas must secretly be communicating with my own. And I don’t like that one bit.
However, I do adore beautiful Kate Walsh . . . especially in a bikini . . .

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Last night the Kardashian family of B (C? D?)-listers came out to play at the premier party for their new E! network show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” The amount of siblings between Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner is astounding. While watching the previews that E! has been inundated it viewers with, I was unable to count all the siblings. Also, while watching the previews, I know that I will not be watching this show.
The bunch is an interesting looking family . . . and I don’t mean that in a flattering way. Not all of the clan attended the party, but let me introduce you to those who did, from left to right.
First Amazon Kardashian or perhaps Amazon Jenner. I’m not sure whose kid she is, but she’s big enough to crush you between her thighs. And something tells me Amazonia is […]

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It is rare for Miss Lennox to actually admire a woman in Hollywood, so having a girl crush on is extremely rare for me . . . but Katherine Heigl is it and I’m proclaiming it to the world! I love Katherine Heigl!
Katherine is a perfect mix of gorgeous yet humble, with a little bit of goofy thrown in. She’s like Jennifer Anniston for a new generation. She looked amazing at the Emmy’s last night–resplendent in white, and seemingly minus a few pounds since she started Grey’s Anatomy.
I totally want to go shopping with her, share makeup tips, talk about the colors for her upcoming wedding, compare notes on our respective blond hair colors, get tipsy on mimosas, put my hand on her thigh while laughing about something dumb my boyfriend did, stop laughing, start touching, and . . . oops, did I just write […]

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While “Rock of Love” on VH1 seemed to promise Miss Lennox a bevy of classless blowjob queens, it actually has failed to produce. The girls on “Rock of Love” just don’t possess the same trash factor of the “Flavor of Love”/”Charm School girls.” So you can imagine how excited I am that “I Love New York 2″ is premiering on October 8th on VH1!
Miss New York is the Queen of Trash and is definitely good for about 237 unreasonable outburts, a ton of sloppy kissing and repulsive groaning, plus Sister Patterson (a.k.a. Miss New York’s Mama) is back again! This lady is crazier than her daughter, and yes that is possible.
As well, Miss Lennox observes in these pictures from the 1st episode that Miss New York’s boob job is settling in nicely and she seems to have lost some of the weight that she obviously gained during […]

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This is Sophia Bush at the Teen Choice Awards sitting with other actors who play teens but aren’t really. Besides being the choice of 98% of all human life, Sophia was also the big winner at the Teen Choice awards with three awards.
Choice Movie Breakout: Female, Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller for “The Hitcher” and Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for “John Tucker Must Die.” (source)

I guess teens are really stupid because one those movies came out like 2 years ago.  Also,  The Hitcher was Rated R so how did they even see the movie? Maybe they didn’t. Teenagers are known to be liars. Especially the two 17 yr. olds from the Catholic Girl’s School who said that they were at a party at my house when one of them got pregnant. It was a threesome duh, how do you know it was me?

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This is Sophia Bush on the beach in North Carolina where she participated in a local beach cleanup project sponsored by Barefoot Wine. Their slogan is “Get Barefoot and Leave only Footprints”. Hey, that’s a pun! I think the people in the background of pic 4 might have left footprints, as well as some cigarette butts and some chicken bones too. Score.
Sophia Bush is so impossibly pretty it’s ridiculous. Even when she’s picking up trash, she never looks bad. She’s one of those girls that always looks so pretty and clean and smells like expensive soap.

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John Mayer continues to lay all the hot chicks in the world. (Evil Beet)
Janeane Garafolo is going to be on 24 this season. (Seriously OMG)
Buffy 2 lookin’ goood. (Bastardly)
Apparently every African American actor/singer/model/person in Hollywood is on the DL. (Celebrity Smack)
Lindsay Lohan wants to be a singer. STFU, please. (Notorious)
Some […]

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I don’t think I’ve made it a secret how I feel about Katharine McPhee and her two American Idols, but I think I may have just converted to an Assman. Katharine McPhee is set to play a supporting role in the new Anna Faris film House Bunny, where she’ll play a sorority girl with a little problem.
“I am the hippie girl who is free-spirited and gets knocked up and has no father around. I think my whole gimmick is being pregnant,” she said of her role in the comedy, which centers on a former Playboy Playmate (Anna Faris) who signs up to be the house mother at a sorority. “We have all these outfits that I wear that no pregnant woman — I don’t care how hot you are — should ever be wearing.” (source)

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Homer Simpson is a white hot sexual celebrity. If you don’t agree with me, then fuck off. Woman across the planet succumb to men with his wiley charms  every minute. This should give some of you hope, yet.
Anyway, a 180 foot Homer was painted next to a 16th century outline of a pagan fertility god Britain. Homer hold high his tasty favor, while the fertility god holds high…um, another sort of favor. Pagans all over have their heathen panties in a celtic knot over this publicity stunt promoting the new Simpson’s movie. They promise to have a magic rain ritual cermony so it will wash away the special biodegradable paint. Witches. Bitches. Want some cheese with that whine? Mmmmm. Cheeeeese.Source and image via:BBC.co.uk

Find out what Homer does with his delicious pastry after the jump.
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