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August 20th, 2007 — Lindsay Lohan, nip slips, Antonella Barba, Anna Kournikova, Lip Slips, Nip-slips, NSFW, Paris Hilton, sex, Hotties, nude, Britney Spears
Before this year, it was damn hard to catch a good glimpse of female celebrities’ lady parts. Skirts, dresses, pants, and of course, underwear had stifled my efforts to sneak a peek at some bush. No amount of talking to my computer screen, coaxing and begging in my sweet-as-sugar voice could get them out of hiding. (“Aww, c’mon, just a little a peak for Big Al. Pleeeeeease.”) Well, in recent months, young Hollywood has answered my prayers, and the fur–or lack thereof–has been flying. Lips have swayed proudly and freely in the wind, like so many confederate flags along a Georgia country road, and for Big Al it’s been just like Christmas.
So last night, with visions of sugar plums and baby-makers dancing in my head, I had a dream. I dreamed-up the salaciously unholy marriage of my two favorite pastimes: ultimate fighting and […]
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July 20th, 2007 — Bikini, Breasts, sex, WTF?, Britney Spears
Britney Spears in her unnapants and brawl at the swimmin’ hole with some random chick. This is only salient because Britney is apparently shooting a new video. Somewhere. Here’s what one of her highly educated backup dancers had to say on her MySpace page.
Today on her blog, the dancer wrote an entry entitled “BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO” which stated “SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!” (source)
So here’s Britney Spears swimming in her bra and panties and frolicking with a girl with a hot body. Are you surprised? Nothing she does surprises me anymore. She drove right past Crazy on Highway WTF? a long time ago. You what’s not crazy? Girl on girl action. That’s why this all girl underwear swim excursion is very close to being hot. I actually thought the girl with the rockin bod in the white […]
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July 19th, 2007 — homer simpson, pagan, penis, homer, dick, sex, Television, The Simpsons, WTF?
Homer Simpson is a white hot sexual celebrity. If you don’t agree with me, then fuck off. Woman across the planet succumb to men with his wiley charms every minute. This should give some of you hope, yet.
Anyway, a 180 foot Homer was painted next to a 16th century outline of a pagan fertility god Britain. Homer hold high his tasty favor, while the fertility god holds high…um, another sort of favor. Pagans all over have their heathen panties in a celtic knot over this publicity stunt promoting the new Simpson’s movie. They promise to have a magic rain ritual cermony so it will wash away the special biodegradable paint. Witches. Bitches. Want some cheese with that whine? Mmmmm. Cheeeeese.Source and image via:BBC.co.uk
Find out what Homer does with his delicious pastry after the jump.
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July 19th, 2007 — homer simpson, pagan, penis, homer, dick, sex, Television, The Simpsons, WTF?
Homer Simpson is a white hot sexual celebrity. If you don’t agree with me, then fuck off. Woman across the planet succumb to men with his wiley charms every minute. This should give some of you hope, yet.
Anyway, a 180 foot Homer was painted next to a 16th century outline of a pagan fertility god Britain. Homer holds high his tasty favor, while the fertility god holds high…um, another sort of favor. Pagans all over have their heathen panties in a celtic knot over this publicity stunt promoting the new Simpson’s movie. They promise to have a magic rain ritual cermony so it will wash away the special biodegradable paint. Witches. Bitches. Want some cheese with that whine? Mmmmm. Cheeeeese.Source and image via:BBC.co.uk
Find out what Homer does with his delicious pastry after the jump.
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June 18th, 2007 — Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd, nude, Breasts, Hotties, sex
Danielle Lloyd, ladies and gentleman. In a bikini at a beach in California. I have no idea who this chick is. Okay. Back from 20 seconds of research. Apparently, she’s famous for being on a show called Celebrity Big Brother where she showed her tits and made racist remark to som eother chick who wouldn’t […]
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June 7th, 2007 — reduced, 23, served, yesterday, sealed, normal, stay, total, hilton, prison, sex, naked, tits, whore, slut, days, sentenced, , WTFF?, the, jail, WTF?, a, and, paroled, morning she, originally, early, exit, stri unimpeachable, sources, Paris Hilton
I think paroled may be too strong. Maybe let off easy is more appropriate, because the LA legal system is about as tough on crime as an episode of Dragon Tales.
Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days — the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (source)
God damn. I’ve had video check outs at a Hilton Hotel that took longer than Paris Hilton was in jail. I like how the LA Police don’t even try to disguise the preferential treatment anymore. One judge for LA County was quoted as saying, “Well I can’t keep her jail after I already cashed the bribe check, duh.”. Which, if you think about it, makes perfect sense. Like how […]
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June 6th, 2007 — equally, drunken, blade, steely, fat, rack, vanessa, minillo, boobs, knives, nude, 3, deserves, hackneyed, weilding, drunk, sex, Whores, tits, days, and, an, Hotties, Breasts, lindsay, lohan, post, obligatory, Vanessa Minnillo, a
Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.
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Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
The Hilton clan […]
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June 5th, 2007 — tapes, kardashian, kim, ray, j, armenian, nudity, Sex Tapes, Porn, tits, whore, sex, nude, Elisha Cuthbert, Kim Kardashian, Politics
R&B star and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star (?) Ray J has dreams of becoming Mayor of Carson California, not a huge stretch considering Ahnold is the guvnah and Sonny Bono was a member of Congress. Except, Ray J is a naughty, naughty boy and his sex tape controversy may be keeping him out of office.
The singer/actor has huge political ambitions and his leaked sex tape, in which he cavorted with socialite Kim Kardashian, wrecked his bid to become Carson’s mayor this year (07) - but he isn’t giving up. He tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I might do it at the next election and let all of this controversy die down and then hit them harder.”
“I want people to look at other things besides rapping and singing… Young people 18 and older don’t vote. When I get people to start voting and start uplifting themselves […]
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