Emily Scott shows us why, although they lost the war, the Germans have their sheizer together when it comes to nudity. For example, you lay down five dollars for that USA Maxim at the train station and you’ll be treated to 50 glossy pages of girls wearing see through bras with no apparent nipples. Attention Maxim US: We get it. You airbrush the models. I can live with a C-cup being enalarged to a D cup or photoshopping out a zit on some girls ass, but nipples are important. Like eyes and arms. Would you want to see a one armed model lying on a bearskin rug with no top and a patch eye? No. No, you would not. We don’t want to see girls without nipples. It’s creepy. More Emily with the airbrushing in all the right places.
Sheizer.
More Emily and her Aussie view of zee Germans after zee jump. […]
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