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See what I did there? I wrote a salacious headline that may have no basis in fact whatsoever, but validated it (and saved an attorney a few keystrokes) by adding the question mark. So what would have been a possible libelous thrashing, now becomes a point of discussion by inquiring minds. Journalism.
ANYWAY.
US Weekly has put the other tabloids on notice with their new cover: “Hollywood A-List Nip/Tuck Did They or Didn’t They?” Besides having a sweet question mark, they say that they have scooped the other trash rags with a story that will blow the lid off the seedy plastic surgery underworld for once and for all.
Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia - who has fixed the noses of Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz - estimates that 60 percent of Hollywood women undergo some type of procedure.
As more celebs like Ashley Tisdale admit to going under the […]

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In plotting out this post (uh, yeah, these require massive amounts of gray matter!), I wasn’t sure which has-been “celebrity” to use for a photo to represent the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab.” I mean when you’re choosing amongst the singer from a late 90’s one-hit wonder band, a Baldwin brother, and the same-old-same-old VH1 gals Chyna and Brigette Nielsen . . . well, you have slim pickings as far as who is a “celebrity.” So I decided to go with a mug shot, specifically that of Jessica Sierra, reported cast member on the up-and-coming “Celebrity Rehab.” If you don’t know who she is, that’s okay, you shouldn’t–she was in the Top Twelve of some season of “American Idol.” Whatever.
Anyway, VH1 has just announced that “Celebrity Rehab” will air in January. Jessica Sierra along with Daniel Baldwin, Mary Carey, Brigitte Nielsen, Jeff Conway, Chyna, […]

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If it is at all possible for a female to be a girl a douchebag, then may Miss Lennox proclaim Heidi Montag as big of a douchy as her fiance Spencer Pratt. I had to read her new interview with Blender magazine in bits and pieces–like separated by 30 minute intervals–because the nausea that was rising up in my throat with each of Heidi’s words of wisdom needed time to go back down so that I didn’t appear like a post-binge bulimic.
Apparently Heidi is a girl of many talents and her talent stems back to early childhood:
“I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”

Wow, Heidi, you did elementary […]

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Wow. I’m not sure how Jenna Jameson manages to look this wrong. It’s as if she woke up one morning and methodically plotted out how to ruin her curvy, hot body and pretty face. And then she did it. I mean we all have our days where we fantasize about anorexia, but do normal people take it there? No. Oh, wait, normal people don’t fantasize about anorexia? Okay, well, whatever. Anyway, there’s nothing left of Jenna’s former face and body, and it’s sad. Dude, you used to be beautiful…
And why the hell did Heatherette make her a model at their show this week? I believe this is the second time they’ve booked her since her gaunt look surfaced. I adore Heatherette, but this particular choice in models makes no sense to me.
Here’s to hoping that someone kidnaps Jenna and […]

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So Miss Lennox is looking at pics of Tori Spelling performing as a Pussycat Doll this weekend and has come to a conclusion. See, I’ve met a few transsexuals, and despite what the gossip is about Tori being a tranny, she is no full transsexual my friend. The transsexual stage performers I know have gone the extra mile to get their masculine faces turned into a soft, female ones courtesy of a good plastic surgeon. Hell, most of ‘em are prettier than I am. But Tori did not take this step.
Thus I am forced to surmise that Miss Spelling is either simply a transvestite with amazing cleavage pads in his bra or a very early pre-op tranny who hasn’t undergone facial feminization just yet. And I’m not sure why he was invited to dance with the Pussycat Dolls given their long history of […]

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I know that Angelina Jolie went on Skeleton Alert like six months ago, but I mean, really now! Angelina is actually someone I never expected to go the way of anorexia because she always seemed too cool to be mainstream, and as we all know, every troubled starlet in Hollywood hops on the anorexic train. I expected more out of her.
But I’m pretty sure the question of whether Angelina has implants has been answered by this latest photo of her all gaunt but somehow sporting round breasts. I guess her weight loss has indeed been good for something.
Now enjoy the pics below back from when Angelina looked like the kind of girl Miss Lennox would gladly jump the fence for . . .

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It’s okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. Say what you want about how poseurish her whole black hair, punk days were; I agree. Insist that you hate her music and her voice; again, I agree. Recall how idiotic her little jig dance was on Saturday Night Live after she exposed herself as a lip-syncher and got nervous; very true–she looked ridiculous. But let me tell you what she managed to do that I admire–Ashlee became pretty.
Ashlee’s new album’s promotional pics have just been released, and I have to hand it to her–the girl has done well with her new look. Her surgeon really is to be commended. As well, her stylist has brought back her blonde hair and softened her look. Her smaller nose and softer look render her very feminine, and gone is her whole fake-punk, tough-girl look and act. […]

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I believe Rose McGowan is the only celebrity whose plastic surgery resulted in her looking older as opposed to younger. Rose is only 34 but that eye job has her looking like she could be the slightly younger sister of Blanche the on Golden Girls who shows up in Miami and battles it out with Blanche for men. I mean seriously, she looks OLD!
Apparently Hollywood execs are not enjoying her new face either, and it supposedly cost her a major movie role as well.
I’m really marveling at how such a beautiful girl can turn into what looks like the spawn of Michael Jackson and Dixie Carter. I guess cheek implants and an eye lift can do that to a person. Strange, with all the money that she spent on her face overhaul, Miss Lennox cannot help to notice that she could have at least spent […]

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While “Rock of Love” on VH1 seemed to promise Miss Lennox a bevy of classless blowjob queens, it actually has failed to produce. The girls on “Rock of Love” just don’t possess the same trash factor of the “Flavor of Love”/”Charm School girls.” So you can imagine how excited I am that “I Love New York 2″ is premiering on October 8th on VH1!
Miss New York is the Queen of Trash and is definitely good for about 237 unreasonable outburts, a ton of sloppy kissing and repulsive groaning, plus Sister Patterson (a.k.a. Miss New York’s Mama) is back again! This lady is crazier than her daughter, and yes that is possible.
As well, Miss Lennox observes in these pictures from the 1st episode that Miss New York’s boob job is settling in nicely and she seems to have lost some of the weight that she obviously gained during […]

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Except not really. No photoshop here right? I’ve seen more realistic photos in the Weekly World News. Like that bat kid that decided have sex with the fattest lady ever and they were friends with JFK and Hitler and when they went outside to look for el chupacabra, the clouds were shaped like the devil? The DEVIL. Makes you think.
Conspiratorial Update: There are some “behind the scenes” shots of this photoshoot that actually have Britney in them. Or do they? They made the moon landing look pretty convincing too.  (Allure)

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