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Well it’s refreshing to see that advertisers have decided to go the high road and not take a barely legal teenager and exploit her using sexually suggestive imagery with and try to mitigate it with a ridiculous sappy tagline. Except, OHMYGOD not really. What the hell? An alter boy with a priest’s nutsack in his mouth isn’t this suggestive. Instead of Got Milk?, it should be Got Facial, Lolita? 
Links for the chickenhawks.

Lindsay Lohan goes free. Surprise! STFU. (Notorious)
Jenna Jameson says something about porn or her implants or something. I liked her better with a dick in her mouth. (Yeeeah)
Tom Brady’s bastard was born today. (IDLYITW)
Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone with 50 cats. (Holy Candy)
Mariah Carey nude and naked to get your SEO on. (City Rag)
Pink’s marriage is A-OK. At  least that’s what she said after blowing me last night. (Evil Beet)
Kate Walsh is hot Irish American action, but […]

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So this whole story about Paris Hilton making out with and lapdancing Cisco Adler . . . well Miss Lennox just doesn’t get it. I’m beginning to think that if you are part of young Hollywood that it’s just obligatory to hook up with anyone in your cohort. Typically I wouldn’t care who Paris hooks up with—I mean who can keep up anyway?—but in this case she hooked up with someone who I passed over, and with good reason . . . he’s Cisco Adler, ex fiancé of Kimberley Stewart, ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton, perhaps best known for his saggy, elephant balls which accompany any internet posting of him, including this one, and the epitome of dirty–like if you even breathed in the air he exhaled you would catch something super virulent.
My run-in with Cisco goes like this . . . last December my best friend and I went to […]

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Move over Charm School girls–there are some new sluts in town!
Tonight VH1 premiered Rock of Love, and in doing so brought the Reality Skank Factor up to a whole new level. Tonight we have the pleasure of meeting 25 (very questionably) “beautiful” women brought to L.A. with the purpose of wooing Bret Michaels, or as contestant Brandi M. eloquently puts it, “I’m here to get me some rocker ass.”
Let’s view the show by Miss Lennox’s estimated statistics, shall we?

Percentage of individual camera time contestants use to refer to each other as “bitch,” “slut,” “whore,” or “dumb”: 60%
Percentage of self-confessed strippers or those who I’d peg for strippers: 80%
Percentage of contestants with implants: 70%
Percentage of contestants who look like they would kick Bret’s ass if he cheated on them: 80%. They’re incredibly rough looking.

Rough looking yes, but these classy women have quite a way with words. […]

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