Entries Tagged 'Photos' ↓
August 21st, 2007 — Only in the South..., Television, Sophia Bush, Hotties, Photos
This is Sophia Bush on the beach in North Carolina where she participated in a local beach cleanup project sponsored by Barefoot Wine. Their slogan is “Get Barefoot and Leave only Footprints”. Hey, that’s a pun! I think the people in the background of pic 4 might have left footprints, as well as some cigarette butts and some chicken bones too. Score.
Sophia Bush is so impossibly pretty it’s ridiculous. Even when she’s picking up trash, she never looks bad. She’s one of those girls that always looks so pretty and clean and smells like expensive soap.
Links for you beach bums:
John Mayer continues to lay all the hot chicks in the world. (Evil Beet)
Janeane Garafolo is going to be on 24 this season. (Seriously OMG)
Buffy 2 lookin’ goood. (Bastardly)
Apparently every African American actor/singer/model/person in Hollywood is on the DL. (Celebrity Smack)
Lindsay Lohan wants to be a singer. STFU, please. (Notorious)
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August 17th, 2007 — Plastic Surgery, Topless, Hotties, Photos, Britney Spears
Except not really. No photoshop here right? I’ve seen more realistic photos in the Weekly World News. Like that bat kid that decided have sex with the fattest lady ever and they were friends with JFK and Hitler and when they went outside to look for el chupacabra, the clouds were shaped like the devil? The DEVIL. Makes you think.
Conspiratorial Update: There are some “behind the scenes” shots of this photoshoot that actually have Britney in them. Or do they? They made the moon landing look pretty convincing too. (Allure)
Britney Spears, Hotties, Photos, Plastic Surgery, Topless
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July 11th, 2007 — Victoria Beckham, Photos, WTF?
Smokin’ hot and tabloid sizzling British couple David and Victoria Beckham are to appear on the August issue of W magazine. Here’s a quote from the article:
“When the soccer star married the pop singer, it was a match made in British tabloid heaven. Now David and Victoria Beckham are determined to become the new American idols.”
Drag. Lame. Bore. I am so unbelievably disappointed in these photos. I didn’t get a nip slip or a bare ass or some interspecies erotica or anything. Just some fucked up tattoos. Turns out W doesn’t stand for whore. (Who knew?) I feel so…teased. Now I know how all those boys (and girls) felt in high school. Instead, I got Posh in a maxi pad and “Becks” (stupid fucking name, by the way) looking as though he’s auditioning for male porn. Either that or a Calvin Klein ad, which is basically the same thing. […]
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June 22nd, 2007 — NSFW, Emily Scott, nude, Breasts, Hotties, Photos
It rhymes! I don’t even know who Emily Scott is, but what I do know is that she’s pasting her sweet ass on every gentleman’s magazine in town, and to that I give a roaring “hell yeah”. And that’s not sexist, because I’m a girl. And keeping true to form, this is sinfully hot Emily […]
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June 13th, 2007 — Megan Fox, Hotties, Photos, White Trash, WTF?
This is the ridiculously hot Megan Fox at a recent Transformers press conference. Her Egyptian potato sack (?) dress is revealing one of her several tattoos. I’m not one to judge, but it’s well known tattoos are for whores. They don’t call it a ho’ stamp for nothing. True story. Here’s what she said in […]
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June 8th, 2007 — stare, , questions, hero, my, i, can’t, it’s, natural, modesty…as, peep, classy, single handedly, breast feeding, Photos, picture, White Trash, Maggie Gyllenhaal, a, maggie, gyllenhaal, surrounded, youngin’, king, burger, importantly, WTF?
In one picture, Maggie Gyllenhaal has single-handedly become my hero. I have so many questions, but all I can do is stare. I can’t tell if that youngin’ is actually breast-feeding or just mocking what daddy does every night after 9pm. But more importantly, Maggie is my favorite kind of mother. You know, the ones who just let their babies latch on in the middle of the freaking street, without a bit of modesty…as if it’s natural to show your boobs on a bench in public. It is, isn’t it? The only way this picture could be better is if they were in Burger King surrounded by dirty-faced little urchins crying MAWma! and DIDdeee!. Cause nothing suggests redneck upward mobility like a peep show in the BK lounge.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal, Photos, White Trash, WTF?
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June 5th, 2007 — Salma Hayek, salma, hayek, nude, Breasts, Photos, tits, WTF?
I said goddamn, Salma! This is a very preggo Salma Hayek at some charitable function for some charitable cause that we don’t give two flying charitable whacks about..except, we do care because we’re red-blooded Americans who appreciate a ridiculous plunging neckline showing off those radiant, voluptuous love nests. I’m pretty sure those 36QQs are the stuff dreams are made of. I even have a spot of drool on my chin as I type. A spot of drool? When did I become British? Oh well, cheerio…suckas!
On a related note, how much nutrition does an adult gain from breastfeeding? I bet Wikipedia knows…
Breasts, Photos, Salma Hayek, WTF?
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