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June 8th, 2007 — Breasts, prison, was, back, to, hilton, , Drugs, Paris Hilton, paris, ordered, DUI
THIS JUST IN. Paris Hilton was ordered back to prison to serve out the remainder of her sentence.
Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.” One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy. (source)
Wow. Are they sure? Because I’m pretty sure she’s really rich and that’s not supposed to happen. How else will poor people have something to bitch about? Who will they envy? Looking at that picture, I actually feel sorry for her. Ya, no. Not really at all. I wonder if the dude that bringing the coke and midgets over for her house party tonight will be upset?
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on this. You know, we should show our solidarity by doing things that free people do, like for instance: not have to sleep in a prison. […]
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June 8th, 2007 — department, allowed, paris, sauer, michael, sentence the, judge, expressly, ordered, determine, sheriff, the, jail, text late, today, entire, serve, WTF?, l a, city, Paris Hilton, Stacy Keibler, Politics, Drugs, attorney, rocky, a, hearing, demanding, paperwork, delgadillo, filed, DUI
So it looks like LA Law may be poised to surpass the Teletubbies in overall toughness and have called Paris Hilton back to court to discuss the validity of her recent release. TMZ report from yesterday:
Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.
The hearing is scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT on Friday. (source)
A hearing. Man. She must be shaking in her Jimmy Choo Strappy sandals. I bet the lawyers have filed some really concise motions and the judge is prepared to hear their briefs in detail. Eeeek! I hope she’s okay!
If it was anybody else, Dog the Bounty Hunter would have broken the door down and hog tied you with cable ties faster than […]
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June 6th, 2007 — jailed, tmz, freezing, phone, offender, nice, nights, 2, apparently, hoping, crying, NSFW, paris, WTF?, Paris Hilton, Drugs, jail, the, nude, hilton, and, WTFF?, DUI
Paris Hilton’s first 3 nights in jail apparently weren’t as nice as she was hoping. According to TMZ, the jailed DUI offender has been crying on the phone and freezing at night.
Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is “freezing cold.” She has three little blankets and no pillow. She’s using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space. (source)
Wow. So her jail sounds like my bedroom when I was growing up. Except I didn’t have a phone, a tv, or as much food and I had to use a cat for a blanket. But, despite of her bullshit crying for no god damn reason, her stay has been pretty quiet so far. I have to admit, I was hoping for a prison riot by the chicas, sisters, […]
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