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November 1st, 2007 — Ashley Olsen, Owen Wilson, Jessica Simpson, Gossip
First of all, damn, my artwork certainly should be admired here. Those hearts look like they were powered by the motor skills of a curious 5 year old who got into Papa’s open bourbon bottle when he passed out. But enough about my childhood . . .
Anyway, I’m not sure I get either of these alleged matches. Usually when you’re 21 and dating an older dude with an ex-wife and some kids it’s because he’s got a lot more money than you do. This is not the case with Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong so I can’t fathom why she spent Halloween on his lap at some bar in NY. Furthermore, in the case of Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson, all I can say is that she must be awfully desperate to take on Owen’s kind of baggage. According to the always-credible […]
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August 27th, 2007 — Tara Conner, Owen Wilson, MIss USA, Film
Actor Owen Wilson reportedly attempted suicide Sunday afternoon and was rushed to a hospital near his California home.
“A person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the release stated. “Due to HIPAA medical privacy laws, no further information is being released.”
But Star magazine and the National Enquirer jointly reported last night that Wilson, the star of popular comedies including “Wedding Crashers” and “You, Me and Dupree” had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself. (source)
This is why actors suck. Besides the fact that can’t get anything right, they always feel like they get say things like ‘I have problems too’, or ‘what about my feelings?’. Well, you don’t get to say that asshole. You get paid to act and you get everything you want and bang every hot girl that comes along. Now STFU and dance for your […]
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