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Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.
Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse. A drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit. And now, a trip down memory […]

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Hey y’all. We’ve got some big changes we’re going to be rolling out over the next few days. We’re launching a new site called Fatback Media that will be much more celebrity gossip focused and we’re changing some things around over here at Fatback and Collards. The reason for all this is that Fatback and Collards has become a dirty (sexy!) pariah to search engines and ad companies alike so we needed to create a  safe-for-work (barely!) version for those readers that like to get their steaming hot, southern gossip on their desktops at work. Lennox Miller, our sexy head writer, will still write for both sites and  continue her scandalous video gossip recaps from her bedroom every week, as well.
So what will happen to F&C? I’m glad you asked, dearest reader. We’re going to continue to bring the NSFW version of celebrity gossip, hi res pictures and foul mouthed […]

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I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running from like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course.  Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.
These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s.  Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

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This is Kimberly Stewart with no bra and a see-thru lace shirt that shows everything she’s got to offer. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for partial public nudity. I applaud it. And Kimberly Stewart, who has looked a little ragged in the past is certainly quite cute these days. My point is that slutty chicks are geniuses of fashion. For example, take a  simple lace top. In Victorian times lace was the very essence of dainty purity. Put that on a hot chick with a nice rack and no bra and you get instant slutty magic.  I bet your grandma would look smokin’ in that shit.

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Ok. The day’s been pretty depressing, so here goes. I have no idea who Natalie Denning is, but she’s nude and British and that’s enough for me. I took a look at the Wikipedia to see if the truth sleuths over there had anything on her. Did they? You bet you sweet narrator’s licensing ass they did. To wit:
Natalie Denning is a British glamour model born in 1983, Worcester, England. Natalie first found fame in the British reality TV series Poor Little Rich Girls and has since gone on to pose topless in many of the major British lads mag’s including Nuts, ZOO, Loaded and Maximum.
In recent years Natalie has branched out into other types of modeling including presenting prizes on British Game shows such as The Price Is Right and Gameshow Marathon. (Source)

I would have printed more, but apparently the only thing this chick does is get naked, so […]

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So the caption says en español because I was originally going to put some pictures of Rebecca Loos in Spanish FHM, but they sucked. [read: no frontal nudity, ergo worthless to me]. Therefore you get to see pictures of Rebecca Loos nude from some other photoshoot. To make it more authentic use a Spanish accent when you masturbate to them. Aye Caramba!

Más información:

Mas Rebecca Loos desnuda (Phun)
Guess the rack, before they had implants (LG)
Brad Refro is still dead. (Celebrity Satan)
Cloverfield ate the box office. (Zed’s Dead)
Real vigilantes dressing up like supeheroes, except they mstly get their asses kicked. (Gutterbleed)
Lindsay Loghan has a nice ass. (DS)
Celebrate MLK day with the some old school Megan Fox. (Bastardly)
Gosh, Pamela Anderson is hot. (Allie)
Rihanna topless in FHM. OMG. (Jordan)
Britney wants to dance her troubles away. (Holly Scoop)

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Um. Is this chick dead? These are nude photos of “supermodel” Lily Cole, who according to Wiki-oh-god-please-be-right-pedia is a 19 year old model and actress - so you chicken hawks can bounce right now. HOWEVER. If you are a necrophiliac then this chick may be just right for you. She’s also starring in Marilyn Manson’s Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.

In Victorian times, an author who lives by himself in a castle, has visions of a girl named Alice. His name is Lewis Carrol and he finds himself terrified of what waits for him each night. He has become a symptom of his own invention. “Now all my nightmares know my name.” (source)

Everyone loves a red head, but not everyone loves a redhead Celtic witch who will cut out your heart and eat it on the summer solstice. I’m not sure where the “artist” who shot these was […]

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Wow. Alert. Instead of news about Britney Spears and her relentless effort to get rid of her kids you get a hot British chick with her nipple showing. I’m bored with Britney and I like hot British chicks - especially those with their nipples out. And you know I’m serious because I used a hyphen. Semicolons are weak. Anyway, this is Sarah Harding and she’s British and she’s constantly drunk wearing sexy clothes. Heart = stolen. I have no idea what her job is but I think it involves blowing sexy kisses to me; which actually quite noble.

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Here Kim Kardashian proudly stands next to the cover of her December Playboy issue at its release party last night. The real marvel here is not Kim’s voluptuous body displayed in the mag, but the fact that her fierce fight to prove she is more than a dirty rich girl on a sex tape has led her to the brilliant decision to pose NUDE in Playboy. I mean is the best way to send your whore image into a 180 tailspin really to show your boobs and hoo-ha in a national magazine?
Or Am I just old fashioned and missing the point that would be indicative of the Apocalypse–that Playboy is a PR vehicle used to clean up an image?!? Wow, the times they are a-changin. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a newsstand to get to . . . I mean do […]

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This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother -  you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

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