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This is Tricia Helfer and her perfectly formed nipple at a film festival in Calgary (the poor man’s Toronto), which, if memory serves me correctly, is in Canada, near Mexico. My extensive research, which consisted of a Google search and downloading some sweet but unrelated .rar’s from Rapidshare, informed me that this is for the premier of a movie called Walk All Over Me starring Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, both of whom probably appear nude because it’s an independent film and they can tell their friends it’s art so they won’t feel slutty. ANYWAY. This is Tricia Helfer airing out a nipple in an excitingly fantastic way in the great town of Canada. Geography rules.

Gossip, nip slips, nsfw, Tricia Helfer

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A month ago, the Disney Channel was merely a breeding ground for hot underage chicks, who were neither of-age nor naked. Not much fun for a guy like me…yet. (However, notable alumnae include, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Not bad.) But in just a few weeks, the titillatingly post-pubescent cast of the High School Musical franchise have taken the internet by storm with nude photos and nip slips. Now we’re talkin’! So I actually went and watched the shit: High School Musical 2…at least some of it. And I must say it is the Hottest G-rated movie ever, thanks to leading ladies Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, whose recent R-rated “coming out photos” had attracted the attention of so many pervs like me.
Apparently, both of these hotties have been dating this pretty little butterfly of a boy named […]

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Before this year, it was damn hard to catch a good glimpse of female celebrities’ lady parts. Skirts, dresses, pants, and of course, underwear had stifled my efforts to sneak a peek at some bush. No amount of talking to my computer screen, coaxing and begging in my sweet-as-sugar voice could get them out of hiding. (“Aww, c’mon, just a little a peak for Big Al. Pleeeeeease.”) Well, in recent months, young Hollywood has answered my prayers, and the fur–or lack thereof–has been flying. Lips have swayed proudly and freely in the wind, like so many confederate flags along a Georgia country road, and for Big Al it’s been just like Christmas.
So last night, with visions of sugar plums and baby-makers dancing in my head, I had a dream. I dreamed-up the salaciously unholy marriage of my two favorite pastimes: ultimate fighting and […]

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Jodie Marsh is British, and from what I know of the British they like to eat pudding that’s not really pudding, pies that have meat in them, drink port and Gin all day at work and are mostly nude. Oh and 95% of them are spies for some country or another. So here’s Jodie Marsh the naked British spy, who takes her Gin martini’s with a twist, can pick a dead bolt in 20 seconds and has a intimate knowledge of the one-time pad. And she’s topless. Cheerio!

LINKS! If you made it this far, you rogue.

Hayden Panettiere like the taste of blood. Dirty bird. (MeeVee)
Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren. I told her it was for the best and we snuggled. (Yeeeah)
Christina Aguilera camel toe. Pregnant camel toe. Ew. (IBBB)
Paris Hilton is dating some dude. Or something. (Holy Candy)
Remember when Britney was heat? Damn. (Evil Beet)
Penelope Cruz is a […]

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Ashley Tisdale nipple slip folk. Plain as day. Two things.

I have no idea who this is.
 She is 22 according to IMDB so this post is perv free.

Apparently, Ashley Tisdale is famous on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel or something like that. If I had known Disney had hot chicks who show their tits at red carpet events I would have started watching a long time ago. Wait. Scratch that. This chick is confusing. She’s one of those actresses who is really leagl, but looks young and always plays jail bait rolls. Like the strippers at that new club in my town. But you know, when I think about it, maybe City High doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.

Ashley Tisdale, Breasts, Hotties, nip slips

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Luke Skywalker (actor Mark Hamill) says he envies the the actors who worked on the Star Wars prequels because they got to be near Natalie Portman. He even admitted that he finds Natalie more attractive than Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia.
He says: “Nothing against Carrie - because I had a great crush on her as well - but there’s just something about Natalie’s stilted dialogue. She’s gorgeous and one of the great beauties of the world.” (source)

Dude. Padme is your mom and Princess Leia is your sister. That’s like Galactic Taboo Porn. That would be all fucked up, except for the fact that Star Wars isn’t real and I thought Mark Hamill was gay? The real question is: who’s hotter- Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia back in the day or Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala? I’ll have to consult the Jedi council and my penis for this one.

Natalie […]

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Time to enter the wayback machine kids - way back to when Marisa Miller was doing more nudity. Besides the fact that I couldn’t send you through the weekend with the incredible hulk dog as the lead story, I was feeling a little nostalgic about a time in the not too distant past when tea was sweet, summer was hot and Marisa Miller was plenty nude. Good times.

Breasts, Hotties, Marisa Miller, nip slips, nsfw, Nude, Topless

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I’ve been drunk and naked for seven days straight. I smell like fire and I think there’s blood in my trunk. I have no idea what happened, but I think the 60 TB of digital images will tell the tale. I have no idea what’s going on in the world, and frankly I could give a shit. I need a shot of bourbon and some hotsauce or I think I’m going to die.
Here are some links to some sites that have a little more work ethic than me, which is why they probably get more traffic and have more reader loyalty. I’m trying to get my readership back up by making this more that just a site with chicks in bikinis and boobies and nip slips, so I’ve hired some new writers to write fair and balanced news items that have substance, journalistic merit and integrity. Nah, I’m just […]

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Tricia Helfer is my excuse to still watch sci-fi.  Nothing like a hot chick who does space nudity. Now that Seven of Nine is married, I think there’s room for a little more Six in my life.  Try saying that without using the Simpson’s Comic Book Guy voice. Here she is in FHMOnline talking about […]

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Well okay. It’s his ex-wife, but he’s gay and she’s a has-been, hottie, homewrecker, which (alliteration aside) still qualifies this for white trash headline of the week (WTHOW), even though it happened in Canada. Eh?
Skating with Celebrities star Kristy Swanson was arrested late Saturday night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her companion and former […]

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