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I love biker rallies. And that’s because biker rallies have biker rally chicks. Where else can you find completely hot slutty women willing to get naked and do incredibly nasty things with foreign objects for a group of filthy, greasy, toothless redneck biker motherfuckers? These are from a rally at a bar called the Suck, Bang, Blow. True story.

Random Hotness

Jennifer Garner is no Britney Spears
Better than Hot Greens & Deep Fried Apple Pie
Leo is hitting this
Jenna Fischer broke her back
Britney Spears has lawyers

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Welcome to the new NSFW section. If you are at work congratulations. You just got fired. Pack your shit. Otherwise enjoy the British boobies. These are from Nuts magazine and it’s fa eature they call the big boobs special. I wallpapered my apartment with this edition. I’m cosmopoiltan like that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my club to chat with the gents over savories and pink gins. Cheerio!

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This is PEOPLE magazine. With a naked chick who has a perfectly formed rack. PEOPLE. Magazine. This happens to be the Australian version, which drives a deeper stake into American journalism whose puritanical readers would rather peruse articles about a country fried teenage pregnant whore than see some tits. Here’s what PEOPLE Magazine (USA version) has today.
“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.” (source)

I fell asleep just thinking about clicking that link. Aussie PEOPLE has full frontal nudity. Because you know what? Naked people are PEOPLE too. Advantage: Nudity.

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Hey y’all. We’ve got some big changes we’re going to be rolling out over the next few days. We’re launching a new site called Fatback Media that will be much more celebrity gossip focused and we’re changing some things around over here at Fatback and Collards. The reason for all this is that Fatback and Collards has become a dirty (sexy!) pariah to search engines and ad companies alike so we needed to create a  safe-for-work (barely!) version for those readers that like to get their steaming hot, southern gossip on their desktops at work. Lennox Miller, our sexy head writer, will still write for both sites and  continue her scandalous video gossip recaps from her bedroom every week, as well.
So what will happen to F&C? I’m glad you asked, dearest reader. We’re going to continue to bring the NSFW version of celebrity gossip, hi res pictures and foul mouthed […]

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I’d like to talk you folks about nudity. I like it. You like it. You know who doesn’t like it? Google. And apparently every other ad company in the business doesn’t like it either. At least on this site. Ad companies are running from like boobies are the plague. Well, sir that is a disease I’d like to have. Figuratively, of course.  Just the plague if it were boobies. But not on me, per se, just near me. Does that make sense? Does it even have to? I say no and good day. Enjoy the tits.
These are old school semi-pervy pics of Diora Baird and her 100% natural born 32 DD’s.  Ever notice you can’t spell Google with DD’s? Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

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Ok. The day’s been pretty depressing, so here goes. I have no idea who Natalie Denning is, but she’s nude and British and that’s enough for me. I took a look at the Wikipedia to see if the truth sleuths over there had anything on her. Did they? You bet you sweet narrator’s licensing ass they did. To wit:
Natalie Denning is a British glamour model born in 1983, Worcester, England. Natalie first found fame in the British reality TV series Poor Little Rich Girls and has since gone on to pose topless in many of the major British lads mag’s including Nuts, ZOO, Loaded and Maximum.
In recent years Natalie has branched out into other types of modeling including presenting prizes on British Game shows such as The Price Is Right and Gameshow Marathon. (Source)

I would have printed more, but apparently the only thing this chick does is get naked, so […]

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Megan Fox continues to amaze me with her generosity and kindness - and also with her nipple that keeps poking out of her shirt. Most people have trouble in these situations. They see a hot chick with a button unbuttoned or a nipple hanging out and they get all awkward and try not to look at it to be polite. Well, girls don’t dress this way unless they want your full attention on the goods.That’s a true fact from a southern gentleman, folks. So instead of staring at the ceiling or my shoelaces when I see a a hot girl with too much rack hanging out I walk right up to her, look her right in the eyes, and introduce myself. Then I motorboat the shit out of her boobies. Problem solved. Chivalry lives!

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Wow. Alert. Instead of news about Britney Spears and her relentless effort to get rid of her kids you get a hot British chick with her nipple showing. I’m bored with Britney and I like hot British chicks - especially those with their nipples out. And you know I’m serious because I used a hyphen. Semicolons are weak. Anyway, this is Sarah Harding and she’s British and she’s constantly drunk wearing sexy clothes. Heart = stolen. I have no idea what her job is but I think it involves blowing sexy kisses to me; which actually quite noble.

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This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother -  you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

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This is the perpetually nude Joanna Krupa in her new calendar which features her nude - of all things. Normally, I would rail against this type of thing because it’s just this sort of objectification of women that is perpetuating the cycle of anorexic young girls whoring it up to over-stimulated  testosterone fueled meatheads in a society where the “bitch-slap” is in common parlance. But, you know, I really like her tits. Bitch.
More nude Joanna Krupa after the jump…
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