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I’m from down south, and down south they say, “you’ve got to stand for something.” I don’t remember how the rest goes because I don’t listen to my elders, I don’t go to church and don’t generally listen to country music which pretty much means I have no moral compass.  Which has worked out so far. But that’s not good enough for the devil - or record producers in Nashville.
The thing that’s fucking all that up is hot chicks like The Wreckers singing country music. I’m pretty sure I was going to hell anyway but I planned on hitch hiking and taking my time. This puts me on the quick path to eternal Hellfire in the passenger seat of a demon Peterbuilt that runs on white crosses and Jack Daniels. It’s kinda like how the Republicans convinced middle America that helping the rich get richer and the poor get poorer […]

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Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.
I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it […]

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Britney Spears’ video for the single Gimme More hit iTunes today and like the good pirates that they are some scoundrels posted it to YouTube, so watch this while you can…or not.
The video, which features Spears, 25, interacting with a sexy alter-ego, is a departure from her previous clips. While Spears dances, she’s alone for
most of the video (except for a few surprise scenes) and the effects are slick yet minimal. Dressed very provocatively in fishnets and a black adorned motorcycle vest, Spears shows off a slim, toned physique — including one shot of her naked back. (source)

Ok. Is it me or did someone slip the camera a roofie? The whole thing looks like its being filmed from inside a jar of Vaseline. Ithink I get what they were trying to here. Good Britney (blond) is confronted by Bad Britney (brunette) and a cerebral confrontation begins that pits id against […]

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It’s all too easy to attack Clay Aiken–from his speaking voice, to the hissy fits he’s thrown at tween girls using cellphones during his show, to his physical scuffle with a woman on a plane who beat him up, etc . . . it’s too easy, so I usually don’t do it. But when I saw this recent pic of Clay beaming in his UNICEF Ambassador glory at a party celebrating Jenna Bush’s new book, “Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope,” well, I thought he was fair game. I mean, if you’re a loyal reader then you know that Miss Lennox just can’t help but to rag on celebs’ weight!
Celebrities have beaucoup bucks to spend on trainers and the flexibility in their schedules to work out, thus barring an endocrine issue I just don’t see how celebs are not all thin. Thus, Clay gets no slack […]

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Yes, there is something other than Britney’s abyssmal, phoning-it-in performance to note about the VMA’s last night . … Nelly Furtado is now blonde! I mean Nelly’s new flaxen locks aren’t as shocking as, say, Brit’s paunch, but Miss Lennox was not expecting her to be blonde.
I have no qualms about publicly admitting that I believe brunette is boring and that blond adds life to one’s face . . . or that no one notices brunettes when there are blonds in the room . . . or that men do prefer blonds. Call me Blondist–it’s a label Miss Lennox will proudly accept. However, even given my personal inclination toward blond hair, I must say that Nelly looks better brunette. In this case it’s as if the lighter color has washed out any trace of her exotic look and has rendered her plain and vanilla.
Damn. […]

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Miss Lennox is not a betting woman, but I’d sure like to enter a celebrity death pool and place my bet on Amy Winehouse to pop off some time within 2008.
But, Amy Winehouse hasn’t always looked like the Bride of Frankenstein who starved to death, was resuscitated, and took up a career as a chanteuse. Nope. Miss Lennox found the above before and after pic of Amy dating back to 2004 when she actually had full breasts and hips, shiny hair, and only one faint tattoo on her forearm.
She’s had a lot of no-show performances in her native England lately, and when she has shown up she’s been a wreck and has forgotten her words. Because of her drug-fueled bizarre behavior, it’s only a matter of time until a probing journalist asks very obvious questions or she comes out and makes a statement. And when she does declare that […]

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Move over Charm School girls–there are some new sluts in town!
Tonight VH1 premiered Rock of Love, and in doing so brought the Reality Skank Factor up to a whole new level. Tonight we have the pleasure of meeting 25 (very questionably) “beautiful” women brought to L.A. with the purpose of wooing Bret Michaels, or as contestant Brandi M. eloquently puts it, “I’m here to get me some rocker ass.”
Let’s view the show by Miss Lennox’s estimated statistics, shall we?

Percentage of individual camera time contestants use to refer to each other as “bitch,” “slut,” “whore,” or “dumb”: 60%
Percentage of self-confessed strippers or those who I’d peg for strippers: 80%
Percentage of contestants with implants: 70%
Percentage of contestants who look like they would kick Bret’s ass if he cheated on them: 80%. They’re incredibly rough looking.

Rough looking yes, but these classy women have quite a way with words. […]

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Jennifer Lopez no longer wants to be referred to as “J-Lo” fearing it only furthers her negative status as a diva. Blah, blah, who cares. Just don’t get rid of that junk in yo’ trunk, baby. I mean, no need for radical change.
Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.
The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but “got out of control and really crazy”.She added: “That’s all gone with the ridiculous stories about me throwing tantrums and insisting on Egyptian sheets. That’s all firmly in my past.” (source)

Silly, J-Lo. Don’t you know you’ll never be known otherwise in spite of your efforts? It’s like that fat kid in 1st grade with spaghetti stains on his shirt that ate all the lunches during nap time. […]

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