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The Heath Ledger story is rightfully dominating celebrity news, but it’s too sad to me to talk about so I’m going in the opposite direction and adding a little levity to today’s post. Levity in the form of two of the Kardasian sisters half-dressed. Now onto my observations on pictures of Kim and Kourtney:

1) Kim has saddlebags–check out the last photo below. It’s very rare that the public sees her hips without clothing on and unphotoshopped–usually on the beach she covers up in a towel. Now she was caught in the act so to speak, and I see a little saddlebag there on the photo right!

2) Saddlebags aside, Kim has an awesome, voluptuous body. I’m pretty sure her boobs are real too, and we’ll all be seeing a lot more of them since she is one of the new models for Travis Barker’s […]

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While I gained five pounds binging on desserts and shit over the holidays, Hollywood girls found more productive uses for their time:
Jennifer Love Hewitt volunteered at an L.A. Soup Kitchen preparing meals for the homeless, and looking quite cute with Santa I may add. Meanwhile, Nicky Hilton was showing off her bronzed, bony body on vacation with her family in Maui. Note Paris’ beach get-up which I’m certain came from a vintage shop circa 1988. Nicolette Sheridan was also at a beach on Christmas–she and boyfriend Michael Bolton hung out in St. Barts where she showed the paparazzi she was no Jennifer Love Hewitt. Seriously, the woman is nearly 45 and looks friggin’ incredible! Finally, Kim Kardashian did some holiday shopping with Reggie Bush who will be just another “friend” who she gets mad about at the media for portraying […]

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Nothing screams “Family Values” like a Kardashian vacay in Cabo! I’m thinking sisters, sun, sombreros . . . and then most likely another porn tape. But seriously y’all, at this point I can’t even believe that their Cabo getaway this weekend was a normal family gathering stemming from the true desire to spend time together. I have a feeling Mama Kris deemed this a photo op for her girls and called the paparazzi herself.
And poor Kim Kardashian–does she really think she’s believable in her attempt at trying to be incognito? Wearing a non-form fitting coverup, a floppy hat, and large glasses, Kim is pretending to go undercover, as if she doesn’t want to be the subject of photog’s flashes. Yeah right.
Anyway, check out some candids from the Kardashian’s trip to Cabo . . .

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Here Kim Kardashian proudly stands next to the cover of her December Playboy issue at its release party last night. The real marvel here is not Kim’s voluptuous body displayed in the mag, but the fact that her fierce fight to prove she is more than a dirty rich girl on a sex tape has led her to the brilliant decision to pose NUDE in Playboy. I mean is the best way to send your whore image into a 180 tailspin really to show your boobs and hoo-ha in a national magazine?
Or Am I just old fashioned and missing the point that would be indicative of the Apocalypse–that Playboy is a PR vehicle used to clean up an image?!? Wow, the times they are a-changin. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a newsstand to get to . . . I mean do […]

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Last night the Kardashian family of B (C? D?)-listers came out to play at the premier party for their new E! network show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” The amount of siblings between Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner is astounding. While watching the previews that E! has been inundated it viewers with, I was unable to count all the siblings. Also, while watching the previews, I know that I will not be watching this show.
The bunch is an interesting looking family . . . and I don’t mean that in a flattering way. Not all of the clan attended the party, but let me introduce you to those who did, from left to right.
First Amazon Kardashian or perhaps Amazon Jenner. I’m not sure whose kid she is, but she’s big enough to crush you between her thighs. And something tells me Amazonia is […]

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So the reports of the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot appear to be true. According to Us Magazine she’ll be on the December 2007 cover and inside she’ll be in a 12 page spread. Get it?
A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” (source)

Well, most of us have seen every inch of her already so the Playboy spread probably won’t raise too many eyebrows. Playboy is not exactly known for capturing staggering reality, so the pictures are likely to be so photoshopped that she’ll end up looking like Sienna Miller in a pirate outfit. Personally, I like my pornography with some veritas. I don’t need some art student trying to make me see the dichotomy of beauty and war by dressing a girl […]

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R&B star and Kim Kardashian sex tape co-star (?) Ray J has dreams of becoming Mayor of Carson California, not a huge stretch considering Ahnold is the guvnah and Sonny Bono was a member of Congress. Except, Ray J is a naughty, naughty boy and his sex tape controversy may be keeping him out of office.
The singer/actor has huge political ambitions and his leaked sex tape, in which he cavorted with socialite Kim Kardashian, wrecked his bid to become Carson’s mayor this year (07) - but he isn’t giving up. He tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, “I might do it at the next election and let all of this controversy die down and then hit them harder.”
“I want people to look at other things besides rapping and singing… Young people 18 and older don’t vote. When I get people to start voting and start uplifting themselves […]

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