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February 6th, 2008 — John Mayer
Today’s post will be one of those rare ones that you male readers will have to suffer through. I mean I can’t talk about T&A all of the time. It’s only fair to throw in a little penis now and then. Or, rather, a nice-sized penis. John Mayer, sporting a Borat-style thong, revealed the outline of his package to everyone cruising with him on his “Mayercraft Carrier” 3-day cruise to the Carribean this past weekend. These photos that just surfaced lead me to believe that this is not the full extent of the hijinx that went on during this cruise. Did I just use the word “hijinx?” Zoinks Scooby!
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November 25th, 2007 — Minka Kelly, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is reportedly upset with John Mayer about their breakup and about his smoking hot new girlfriend, Minka Kelly.
According to the report the pop star turned country singing hopeful, isn’t pleased her ex is dating Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly, 27. Isn’t it a little late for all of this?
“It upsets her she couldn’t hold him down.” (source)
Normall, I would piss me off that someone had the balls to dump Jessica Simpson, but we’re talking about John Mayer. It’s like he’s on a crusade to have sex with every hot girl in Hollywood. I used to think he was kind of a mush - with all that body is a wonderland shit, but he seems like a pretty funny guy and he’s an amazing guitar player. And he is also banging EVERY HOT GIRL HOLLYWOOD and leaving them in smoking heap behind him. I think he may […]
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November 25th, 2007 — Minka Kelly, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is reportedly upset with John Mayer about their breakup and about his smoking hot new girlfriend, Minka Kelly.
According to the report the pop star turned country singing hopeful, isn’t pleased her ex is dating Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly, 27. Isn’t it a little late for all of this?
“It upsets her she couldn’t hold him down.” (source)
Normall, I would piss me off that someone had the balls to dump Jessica Simpson, but we’re talking about John Mayer. It’s like he’s on a crusade to have sex with every hot girl in Hollywood. I used to think he was kind of a mush - with all that body is a wonderland shit, but he seems like a pretty funny guy and he’s an amazing guitar player. And he is also banging EVERY HOT GIRL HOLLYWOOD and leaving them in smoking heap behind him. I think he may […]
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June 15th, 2007 — Badonkadonk, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson, Breasts, Hotties, White Trash
Jessica Simpson might be stalking John Mayer. Apparently, her flagging singing/acting/socialiting career has left her chasing pasty white boys. Good thing she has a great rack to keep her alive. Hollywood rulez.
A guest at the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood said that on Monday morning John Mayer was yelling into his […]
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