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Jessica Alba Has a Moonpie Face

In the South we love our Moonpies, though if y’all are elsewhere in the country you may not know what these are. The nostalgic, extremely bad-for-you, large, round chocolate and marshmellow snack brings back childhood memories for me. And, Jessica Alba’s face during pregnancy brings back memories of Moonpies. Now I know better than to pick on a pregnant woman’s body–I’m not that tacky!–but is her face off-limits too? I hope not because I want to point out how different Jessica Alba’s face looked at the premier of her movie “The Eye” this weekend. It’s totally bloated and even her nose looks swollen. It just doesn’t look very comfortable. It’s as if someone an airpump under her skin and just kept pumping. Check out additional pictures here . . .

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How Not to Get Pregnant, A Primer for Hollywood

Considering that there have been three celebrity pregnancies to single moms announced in the past week or two, I believe that in Hollywood there may be a lack of information about how one becomes pregnant and what prevents pregnancy. If there is not misunderstanding, then I fail to comprehend how you’d let a pregnancy occur when

You are, oh I don’t know, 16 years old (Jamie-Lynn Spears)
You just lost a bunch of weight, look awesome, and shot your first scantily clad photo shoot (Lily Allen), or
You are one of the hottest actresses in the world and pregnancy could mean losing the body that your career is based on (Jessica Alba).

Now before you lecture me on how it’s totally superficial to think about pregnancy in the context of ruining a woman’s body, let me remind you that it’s not like these girls are married and planned to start a family. […]

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They Can Scream for Me Anytime

Thanks to this weekend’s Spike TV’s “Scream Awards,” there were no hot actresses left floating around the streets of L.A. Nope, they were all at the Greek Theater, indeed. The Scream Awards are supposedly a celebration of the year’s best in Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Comics, but I’m pretty sure it’s a veritable celebration of the best in T&A.
I have to hand it to Spike TV for getting Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Kristanna Loken, and Jessica Biel in the same room. Though, had Spike also provided the girls with champagne, a hot tub, a false assurance of privacy, and then a live internet feed, it would have made for an even more interesting evening. But, I digress . . .
Check out the hotness at the Scream Awards, as well as the crumbs (i.e. Paris Hilton) . . .

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