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The celebs came out to play this weekend for the grand opening of “CatHouse” at the Luxor in Vegas. The new establishment describes itself as such:
“Fusing restaurant, lounge and performance, CatHouse will offer the Las Vegas nightscape a discrete playpen for spontaneous, provocative and sophisticated entertainment. A loungerie inspired by the rich opulence of a 19th century bordello, CatHouse . . . [taps] into the openness of celebrating sexiness in a way that is empowering for all participants.”

Apropos to the self-description of CatHouse as a “playpen,” that boasts “performance,” I totally get why Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick were invited to the grand opening. In fact, the line about how the lounge “celebrates sexiness in a way that is empowering for all” is the same excuse porn stars give when asked why they do what they do. But whatever, CatHouse sounds like […]

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Wow. I’m not sure how Jenna Jameson manages to look this wrong. It’s as if she woke up one morning and methodically plotted out how to ruin her curvy, hot body and pretty face. And then she did it. I mean we all have our days where we fantasize about anorexia, but do normal people take it there? No. Oh, wait, normal people don’t fantasize about anorexia? Okay, well, whatever. Anyway, there’s nothing left of Jenna’s former face and body, and it’s sad. Dude, you used to be beautiful…
And why the hell did Heatherette make her a model at their show this week? I believe this is the second time they’ve booked her since her gaunt look surfaced. I adore Heatherette, but this particular choice in models makes no sense to me.
Here’s to hoping that someone kidnaps Jenna and […]

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If I had to guess, I’d say that skeletal Jenna Jameson was caught here in this photo trying to bang the crazy-as-shit out of her head. Or, maybe she’s gone to her happy place full of otherwise verboten calories. Whatever the case, I’m damn disappointed. Anorexia should be reserved for worthless starlets, not porn stars. I could care less if Nicole Richie throws up so much that she eventually loses the boobs I was never interested in anyway. But as far as I’m concerned the star of Cum One Cum All and Briana Loves Jenna should always look like a goddamn blow-up doll and not Skeletor.
I am quite disappointed.

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