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ONTD has the text of an interview with "Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus in Girl’s Life Magazine. Big scoop: Ashley Tisdale has a poorly trained dog that pees in her bed. Eeeew!The Chicago Tribune selects the 25 worst TV shows of all time. Yes, "Cavemen" is on it, and by comparison "Homeboys From Outer Space" seems like a good idea. What’s your take?
"American Idol" will take a cue from "Next Great American Band" and include instruments. More importantly, they’re cutting back on the celebrity mentors to focus more on the contestants. Hey, a contest that’s about the contestants! What an idea! Also, it’ll be cheaper to produce because they won’t have to pay appearance fees. But that’s not why they’re doing it. Honest.
"Weeds" will get a 4th season… assuming any writers are available. Oops, I mentioned the strike in the non-strike post. Sorry about that.
New show idea: A soap opera […]

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Goofing off with daddy, and talking about how cute the Jonas boys are:

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ONTD has pictures that suggest she did!
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It’s as though a concert promoter or ticket reseller had acted unethically! Pollstar reports that parents are going nuts trying to score tickets for their Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana-crazed youngsters.
For many, it’s the first time they’ve tried to buy scarce event
tickets, and they’re crying foul when they find that they’re only
available through resellers at exorbitant prices.
Miley Cyrus is doing 54 shows across the US, many in venues holding upwards of 20,000 people, but all the tickets sold out in minutes. Now they’re for sale on sites like GoTickets.com, where the cheapest seats for the January 7th show at the Washiongton, D.C Verizon Center are $215, and rise to an an astonishing $1825 for a spot in the VIP club level.
The concert promoters say it’s unfortunate, but that’s how hot shows go. Miley herself wasn’t available for comment, but I’m guessing her response would involve some kind of "xoxoxo" at […]

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 With the hyper-success of “High
School Musical 2” and “Hannah Montana,” Disney is replicating its comedy-musical
formula with “J.O.N.A.S.,” which starts production in January and features three
real-life singing siblings who already have a string of wholesome hits on Radio
Disney.
The Jonas Brothers, who describe their high-energy pop numbers as “music
on Red Bull,” will play secret agents in what is billed as a live-action spy
comedy. Picture the 1960s TV Monkees – with some talent. The self-described
Christian rockers – Nick, Kevin and Joe – already are a hit with the tween set
and have gotten some respectful nods from music critics. Their self-titled
second album recently reached No. 5 on the Billboard charts.The brothers also
are something of a male Cinderella story. The teens were virtually unknown when represented by Columbia Records, but they shifted to a Disney-backed label and
have had success on the music charts. The Disney machine seems committed to
making them crossover hits on […]

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"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus’ mom died when she was quite young, and I couldn’t find any pictures of her. But she must have been a very good looking lady, because Miley looks like she’s won some kind of genetic lottery prize. Especially when compared to the fug that her father has become. I mean, sure, he was a country-fried hottie back in the "Achy Breaky" days, but what on earth has he done to himself since then? He looks busted!
I guess if he got a decent haircut, got rid of that awful goatee, and ditched the tacky-ass jewelry, he might look better. But right now he looks like that creepy older dude you see at the high-school football games, hitting on cheerleaders.
 
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"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus’ mom avoids press (earlier I said she had died; that was a mistake: the mother of Hannah Montana, Cyrus’ fictional alter-ego, died, but Tish Cyrus is very much alive; thanks to a commenter who pointed that out to me!) and I couldn’t find any pictures of her. But she must have been a very good looking lady, because Miley looks like she’s won some kind of genetic lottery prize. Especially when compared to the fug that her father has become. I mean, sure, he was a country-fried hottie back in the "Achy Breaky" days, but what on earth has he done to himself since then? He looks busted!
I guess if he got a decent haircut, got rid of that awful goatee, and ditched the tacky-ass jewelry, he might look better. But right now he looks like that creepy older dude you see at the high-school […]

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"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus has succumbed to the dread "MySpace Photo Syndrome," also known as "trout pout." ONTD has posted dozens of pictures of the teen actress and her friends making an unattractive squinched-up face in an effort to be cute and sexy.
This syndrome is most common among teenage girls posting self-portraits on MySpace, often taken by themselves at arm’s length. It has also been known to appear in teenage boys, where it typically manifests as a ridiculous "tough-looking" scowl.
Honey, stick with a nice smile, OK? The kissy-face thing is just awful.
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"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus will be going on an arena concert tour with Disney stablemates the Jonas Brothers. The shows begin on October 18th at the Scotttrade Center in St. Louis, and end in Albany on January 9th, 2008.
Somehow, tickets are cropping up on StubHub for nearly $500, even though Forbes says the tickets don’t officially go on sale until August 18th.
Miley Cyrus will be donating $1 from every ticket sold to the City of Hope, a cancer treatment and research center.
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Glitterati Gossip has pictures of "Hannah Montana" actress Miley Cyrus at the premiere of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" movie, and they gave me a great idea: Miley Cyrus should be one of Ginny Weasley’s clasmates. It totally makes sense. All she needs is a British accent. Or maybe she could be an exchange student. Why not?
This probably explains why I will never get a job in film.
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