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Jessica Kramer Needs To Be Famous

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Jessica Kramer was on TMZ once, so I guess that means she sort of a celebrity but she likes to get naked and since F&C is about celebrity tits and ass now, here’s Jessica Kramer naked. I don’t know that much about her other than she has huge tits and likes to get fall down drunk. If that doesn’t pique your interest, I hear Clay Aiken is on Broadway now. So you might want to go ahead and check that out.

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Adrianne Curry Nude girl on girl shoot

So I guess this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight crying like a puppy with two peckers. Apparently, he got his corn cob in a knot because she had these erotic photos made for his birthday. This is how you know Christopher Knight was molested on the Brady Bunch. Only an emotionally scarred diddle victim would be pissed that his model wife made lesbian art with another naked chick.
Speaking of girl-on-girl, the sexy sounding Kamara Kole form the Cote d’ Ivoire sent me an email today and I have a pretty good feeling about this. She’s ethnic and from a war torn country, so as soon as she deposits those warlord millions in my account I’m going to see if she’ll go London Bridge with me and my girlfriend.

More naked Adrianne Curry (Fatback and Collards)
Amy Winehouse, banned in the USA!(Fatback Media)
I’m not a lesbian, I’m a Chris…ian! […]

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Leo is hitting this

So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology if the west coast.
Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also […]

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Miss Nevada Katie Rees Arrested

Former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees is back in the news for scandalous behavior. This time, instead of girl-on-girl nudity in a bar she just got plowed and talked shit to the cops.
Rees, who lost her crown in 2006 after racy photos of her emerged on the Internet, was arrested shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday after she allegedly elbowed and kicked officers who pulled her over on a traffic violation, Las Vegas Metropolitan police told the station. (source)

I, for one, am psyched to see Katie back in the news. She’s a real party girl’s party girl. It’s refreshing to see skanky girls with that kind of drive. These days most slutty chicks settle for a few years of whoring, drinking and drugs before they get pregnant, fat and bitchy. Katie’s going the distance. Like a racehorse. A drunken, slutty racehorse that might steal your shit. And now, a trip down memory […]

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Adrienne Curry Nude girl on girl shoot

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Heath Ledger Autopsy Results: Pills. Lots of Pills.

TMZ is reporting that Heath Ledger’s autopsy revealed that he died of “acute intoxication” caused by the effects of several prescription medications. And now a commerical for every drug on the market:
The NYPD found five medications in Ledger’s apartment after his death, including anti-anxiety medications alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan). The sleeping medication zopiclone (Lunesta) and the sedative temazepam (Restoril) — which is used by people with “debilitating insomnia” — were also found. Doxylamine is an antihistamine used in the short-term treatment of insomnia.

What’s sad, is that there is probably a team of pharmaceutical marketing executives working on new packaging for these drugs right now. Instead of a butterfly, the new Lunesta box will have a picture a Heath Ledger and the tagline: Lunesta. Sleep with the angels. Like Heath!

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PETA Hits the Mark Again!

Believe me Roselyn, millions of folks would also you rather go naked than wear fur. Not because we care about little animals being skinned to use as coats, but obviously because we all want to see you naked. Usually I equate PETA with vocal liberals screaming for animal rights and wanting the public to see repulsive pictures of animals being tortured. No thank you. But stripping down hot actresses and having them press their naked bodies to glass in advertisements is to be equated with brilliance. Sign me up for a PETA rally . . . assuming we are fighting for the right of actresses to appear naked in PETA ads . . .

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Jessica Alba Has a Moonpie Face

In the South we love our Moonpies, though if y’all are elsewhere in the country you may not know what these are. The nostalgic, extremely bad-for-you, large, round chocolate and marshmellow snack brings back childhood memories for me. And, Jessica Alba’s face during pregnancy brings back memories of Moonpies. Now I know better than to pick on a pregnant woman’s body–I’m not that tacky!–but is her face off-limits too? I hope not because I want to point out how different Jessica Alba’s face looked at the premier of her movie “The Eye” this weekend. It’s totally bloated and even her nose looks swollen. It just doesn’t look very comfortable. It’s as if someone an airpump under her skin and just kept pumping. Check out additional pictures here . . .

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Britney Commited, Family Wants Her Money

See that? That is salacious headline folks. I don’t like to brag but they don’t teach that shit in journalism school. That comes from years of walking a beat, doing the research and following leads to get the story. Other bloggers may have fancy pants degrees from respected ivy covered liberal arts schools, but did they live blog the Vietnam War? No. No they did not. The key to writing a good story is coming up with a compelling headline that is evocative with just a hint of scandal, then diving right into the story so the readers will be instantly immersed in the narrative. Going on and on about unrelated or tangential information will only cause the reader to become disinterested and stop reading. Where was I?
Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived this morning at the County courthouse in downtown L.A. Sources say both parents are extremely concerned […]

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Um. What?

Sometime I feel sorry for Britney Spears because she is just the product of exploitative parents who whored out their daughter to the entertainment industry before she even finished high school - just to get her money. When I think about the tragic series of events that led up to Britney’s current situation it makes me melancholy. Then I remember that I am an elitist, judgmental bastard and it’s my job to make fun of Britney Spears and her fucked up, country-whore-come-to-town antics.
On Tuesday afternoon, she and Lutfi visited a nearby J. Crew, where an onlooker described her as “totally out of it.”
“She was talking in a slight accent. It was a little of a British accent,” says the eyewitness. “She kept to herself, quiet, she just wanted to go. She really wanted some Bubblelicious gum and she kept asking Sam for it and got frustrated when he didn’t […]

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