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This is Jennifer Garner at the premier of The Kingdom a new action film in which she plays an FBI agent. I haven’t seen it yet, but I plan to because nothing would make me happier than to see Jennifer Garner holding an MP5 submachine gun and screaming for cover fire. I miss Alias.

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Soxy Lady has the video of the dude that stole Cano’s hat at the Sox Yankees game the other night. Ow. (SoxyLady)
Afro Jacks listed the phone numer to Mystery from VH1 and Jezebel interviewed him via sexy phone call. (Jezebel)
Hot Haley from Clemson (Klemp-Son) U. in my home state is the cute college girl of the week. (CH)
Vanessa Hudgens is a nude teenager who can’t figure out what Tyra Banks is saying. (yeeeah)
Jaime Pressly looking MILFy after the baby… (Bastardly)
Jennifer Ellison lives in a bikini (Jordan)
Paris […]

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Actor Owen Wilson reportedly attempted suicide Sunday afternoon and was rushed to a hospital near his California home.
“A person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the release stated. “Due to HIPAA medical privacy laws, no further information is being released.”
But Star magazine and the National Enquirer jointly reported last night that Wilson, the star of popular comedies including “Wedding Crashers” and “You, Me and Dupree” had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself. (source)

This is why actors suck. Besides the fact that can’t get anything right, they always feel like they get say things like ‘I have problems too’, or ‘what about my feelings?’. Well, you don’t get to say that asshole. You get paid to act and you get everything you want and bang every hot girl that comes along. Now STFU and dance for your […]

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That’s Jessica Biel and that’s Jessica Biel’s underwear folks. Tuesdays usually suck because, well, they’re Tuesdays, but today is alright because Jessica Biel looks hot with short hair and with her underwear showing. The movie she’s shooting (she’s filming a scene here) is called Powder Blue and it has this riveting yet evocative plot description:
Four desperate individuals intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. (IMDB)

Booyah! That description just slammed in the face with awesome, drove right over me and dragged me down the dirt road of exposition, tied to a fence and left me to die in tagline heaven. If that wasn’t enough to get your action pants on, it looks like Jessica Biel will be wearing a wife beater the whole time. I think I hear Oscar calling. More Jess is under there. Get it?

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Madonna’s panties for sale! (Notorious)
Hot College girl […]

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This is Ashley Tisdale, whom you might remember fro her recent nip slip, and whom you might also not remember from anything else. She’s 22 but she looks like jailbait and frankly, people pay a lot for that these days; so she’s alright by me. Check IMDB if you want details or just sit really close to your monitor and click these links.

Links, if you made it this far, perv.

 Billie Piper Side Boob. (Drunken Stepfather)
College chicks making out. Like they’re supposed to. (CH)
New Monica Belluci movie trailer. (Allie)
Keira Knightly looks chilly. (Holy Candy)
Eddie Murphy and his hot mamas. (City Rag)
Nicole Richie wants the county lockdown. The gangsta bitches toss salad better at county. (Evil Beet)
R Kelly finally goes to trial for being a freeeeeaaak. (Gossip or truth)
Ellen Barkin, my favorite cougar, is getting paid. (Socialite’s life)
Smirnoff viral video. Boyz in the Hillz. (Glitterati)
Some trollop with big tits and a dirty […]

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Lindsay Lohan, the completely mentally stable and totally brilliant actress of such Oscar worthy gems as Herbie: Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, recently expounded -albeit modestly- on her own acting skills as well as the acting prowess of several of her contemporaries. Actually she was wasted. And here’s how it went:
“The higher Lindsay got, the more arrogant and mean she became,” said a former party pal of the 21-year-old star. “She ranted and raved about her talent, claiming: ‘I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’
“And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition.”
Here’s what she said about her fellow actresses:
Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat and has no talent.”
Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is dumb as (bleep).”
Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.”
Keira Knightley is “a flat, […]

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According to reports, Angelina Jolie is upset over the fact that heart recent biopic - about Mariane Pearl and her slain husband, journalist Daniel Pearl - was box office failure.
According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is “devastated” by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).
“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,” the insider tells Us Weekly in this week’s issue. (source)

Angelina, wanna guess why nobody went to see it? WE KNOW THE ENDING. We saw the whole gruesome thing play out on CNN just a few years ago. Why watch a movie that dramatizes an already traumatic event in our very recent - and very raw history. We were just getting used to not seeing beheadings on Youtube and you go and make a movie about it. […]

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Author J.K. Rowling was reportedly deeply depressed and saddened when she completed the most recent and final 7th book of the Potter series recently- a full 17 years after the the first book was written.
“I was mourning the loss of this world that I had written for so long and loved so much. I was also mourning the retreat it had been from ordinary life, which it has been. And it forced me to look back at 17 years of my life and remember things. And it was very linked to my mother dying, which happened. … This big long passage from my life is now rounded off.”  (source)

I could probably nerd out an put in a bunch of funny Harry Potter jokes but maybe 3 of you can actually sit still long enough to read a whole book so you wouldn’t get it anyway. J.K. Rowling has reportedly made […]

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Goddamnit, Hillary Clinton is hot. What? Hillary? Yes, I said she is fucking burning up the room, smoke your eyebrows off HOT. The woman is a celebrity in her own right, what with being one of the many chicks to bang the President. (take that little comment how you like). She has poise, class, and one hell of a sense of humor.
Hillary is even featured in a sexy slick lesbianized YouTube video produced and performed by the sassy Taryn Southern. And which one of you isn’t all for some smoking chicapie lamenting about how she is wet for our only female presidential hopeful? If you say no, you’re lying. This Presidential music video thing is new and performed by fans of the candidates. All of them look to be meltingly sexy, not to mention jailbaitishly young. I wonder if Obama gets busted for teen porn […]

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Megan Fox is hot on a astronomical level. Like Mega Joule hot. Like, you’d need the Stefan-Boltzmann constant to do the math. So how did her Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf reply when he was asked if he was attracted to the engaged startlet when they worked together on set? God damn right.
“Dude, I’m into her, […]

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Emma Watson likes to party y’all. She and her other Harry Potter cast mates, Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe (all teenagers) have admitted to experimenting with smoking and drinking like other teenagers. They just do it behind closed doors.
Emma, 17, said: “You are careful not to do it in the public eye. You have […]

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