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Damn it, just when I thought that Amy Winehouse was winning Lennox’s DeathMatch 2008 against Britney Spears, the crackhead up and goes to rehab . . . then again, it was only for two hours. Still, my money’s back on Brit because I have a feeling Amy’s 2-hour visit will turn into an extended stay starting in the next few days.
Yesterday morning a 19-minute video surfaced which shows the ever-classy Amy downing a cocktail of Ecstasy and Valium and smoking crack. The video was shot over the weekend by a spy for a British Tabloid. The same day the story broke, her dad paid her a visit mere hours later, and the next thing you know she’s back wearing her trademark beehive (man those hairdressers to the stars know how to hustle!) and heading off with Daddy to rehab. While her spokesman claims that the […]

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So Mischa Barton’s been arrested for DUI, possession of narcotics (the exact drug hasn’t been confirmed yet), and driving on a suspended license. She’s a dirty hippie type so I’m not the least bit surprised at any of the charges, but seriously y’all this little starlet should have been arrested a long time ago . . . by the fashion police! ZING! Mischa is notorious for wearing mom jeans, frumpy muu-muus, and anything extremely high-waisted. I don’t care how stylish she looks in magazines–in real life the girl cannot dress herself and should not be let out of the house without the assistance of a stylist.
Prior to her arrest, just this weekend she was roaming L.A. in what is perhaps the peak of her fashion violations to date. I feel sorry for her thin body that was forced to wear an outfit that no woman can […]

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I guess the better question is, “What’s not wrong with this picture?” But, anyway, remember back to when you were a kid and would try to pick out 10 things wrong with a picture in a game book? Well Amy Winehouse now provides that opportunity to us as adults. While wandering around the streets of London, Amy Winehouse makes for a game that could go on for hours. For instance: 1) She’s wearing her bra outside 2) She’s wearing her bra outside in what is probably 50 degree weather 3) She is jaundiced 4) Her jaundiced skin matches the color of her teeth 5) She’s crying . . .
And, the list goes on, but I’ll leave it to you to play the game because quite frankly Amy’s photo is scaring me. If anyone has a 2008 Death Pool please let […]

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Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan began her mandatory community service stemming from her DUI conviction at an LA blood donation center on Monday.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star arrived at an American Red Cross blood services facility, located in an LA suburb, at noon and was greeted by staff in the parking lot.
She left at 7pm carrying a book entitled ‘BLOOD’ under one arm. (source)

Um, hello, Nosferatu. I guess instead of using methadone and suboxone they the dark powers of Anne Rice to help people kick drugs these days. Honestly, it’s trading one addiction for another and perpetuating the co-dependent cycle. At least that’s what my book ‘How to Serve Man’ says. True story.

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Lindsay Lohan failed at being a drunken whore and now she’s failed at being a sober whore. She reportedly tested positive for cocaine recently at the Utah rehab center where she’s been staying. This may prevent her from being released on schedule.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star - who has been receiving treatment for drug and alcohol addiction at Utah’s Cirque Lodge for two months - was said to have completed her programme last week but it has been claimed she was forced to stay on after testing positive for cocaine.
Insiders also alleged she has been drinking alcohol and mixing diet pills with prescription anti-anxiety medication in a bid to get high.
A source told Australia’s New Weekly magazine: “I think she’ll take whatever pills they allow her. It’s obvious to me she’s high because she acts loopy and can’t seem to walk in a straight line!” (source)

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In the best news I’ve heard all day, Britney Spears will temporarily lose custody of her two children to ex-husband Kevin Federline later today. The ruling is based on information the court received about Britney Spears over the weekend. Fox News reports:
Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline… During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab, and reports of a planned “hit” on Federline emerged. The bodyguard’s attorney, the high-profile Los Angeles lawyer Gloria Allred, said in a press conference Monday that Spears’ attorney chose not to cross-examine the bodyguard, who has been described as a “secret witness” against Spears in her custody battle with Federline.

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After literally skating on drug possession, reckless driving, and several other charges, Lindsay Lohan has copped a plea for two DUI arrests and she’s going to do time. She gets credit for 1 day served and she’ll have to 10 hours of community service and she’ll have to be incarcerated for 24 hours. One. Fucking. Day. Oh, and somehow in LA County DUI is not a felony. In my home town down south, it’s a felony to have beers on the beach, even if you’re sitting right in front of your own beach house. The great thing about all this is that Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan sees the gravity of this situation and is stepping up as a parent. Wait, no. She’s acting like an oblivious, self-absorbed, has-been whore living vicariously (and tragically) through her daughter in whom she is both bitterly jealous and financially dependent.
“My children and I are […]

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Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab in Utah at an exclusive “lodge” that purports to give its guests all the comforts of home - like a jacuzzi, fireplace and stunning views - while they’re rehabilitating for the meager price tag of $30,000.00.
Lindsay Lohan has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived this weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.The center treats men and women over the age of 18. According to the Cirque Lodge Web site, upon check-in, a thorough mental and physical examination is completed.
The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast […]

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Lindsay Lohan is role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently,  a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.
“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”
The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops […]

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Lindsay Lohan, the completely mentally stable and totally brilliant actress of such Oscar worthy gems as Herbie: Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, recently expounded -albeit modestly- on her own acting skills as well as the acting prowess of several of her contemporaries. Actually she was wasted. And here’s how it went:
“The higher Lindsay got, the more arrogant and mean she became,” said a former party pal of the 21-year-old star. “She ranted and raved about her talent, claiming: ‘I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’
“And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition.”
Here’s what she said about her fellow actresses:
Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat and has no talent.”
Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is dumb as (bleep).”
Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.”
Keira Knightley is “a flat, […]

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