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You know what I love about sports? Hot chicks in bikinis. Sports, like rock and roll, is just a way to get girls to dress in skimpy outfits and take their tops off when they get drunk. That’s why every year Sports Illustrated, the illustrious journal of the pantheon of sports throws everything out the window and publishes a whole issue of hot chicks in bikinis. Marisa Miller, who was obviously created by God to his girlfriend finally made the cover this year. Here’s a little abut Marisa form the Wikipedia.
Marisa enjoys football, muscle cars, cooking, and boxing. From an early age she loved surfing, was a standout volleyball player on her high school team, and has long been a big sports fan in general. She’s said that if she weren’t a model she would be a sportscaster.
She also enjoys long walks on the beach and sweaty tiger sex with […]

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So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology if the west coast.
Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also […]

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It’s a good time in Miami as Avril Lavigne presses her breasts against her friend and feigns to be caught by suprise by the paparrazi . . . that or something else is going on under the water that we don’t know about. Anyway, Avril and her hubby Derek (and I guess this other girl in the pic) journeyed down to Miami for some fun this week. Avril annoys me greatly because of her faux-punk image. She tries to come off as punk, but she’s really bad at making anyone over the age of 15 buy it, thus my”faux-punk” label. However, she’s really cute in a bikini. I’ll definitely give her that much. So just ignore the pink streaks in her hair and enjoy her in two bikinis from yesterday . . .

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Happy Friday! Christina Milian is my new girl crush. After the slew of bikini pics circulating the web from this past week, she’s wrangled her way into my conscience and made me obsess over her tight stomach. I want that stomach! And you’ll notice a trend amongst photos of Christina–she is always wearing a perky, cute smile. She’s so adorable that I’ll even forgive her for playing the lead in the remake of “Can’t Buy Me Love” (i.e. “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” from 2003). I mean the original is an 80’s classic and I resent when such classics are remade. But I digress. Christina Milian has a hot, tight body and is simply adorable. Enjoy these barely-clad pics of her below . . .

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Oh the guilt I have in posting about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass! I mean, she’s always seemed like a really nice girl–decent, wholesome, intelligent, non-slutty. She’s not a Paris or Lindsey, and I really don’t want to attack her . . .But that ass!
Her ass made a huge appearance on the beach yesterday and the pics are flying in cyberspace. I want to be the better blogger and not write about her cellulite and the general size of her hips, thighs, and ass, I really do, but come on–that ass wants to be discussed!
Granted JLH has looked very pear-shaped for the last year or so, but she’s always been in clothing and I had no idea of the true extent of her curves. Mostly I guess I’m just in shock that someone who was once so adorable and small has been hiding this under her clothing […]

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Hey, Miss Lennox here. I’m happy to be back in F&C action and presenting you with bikini pics of the lovely Kate Walsh from this past weekend in Hawaii. Kate plays Dr. Addison Montgomery on “Private Practice,” ex wife of Dr. McDreamy on “Grey’s Anatomy.” While I enjoy “Grey’s,” I just cannot watch “Private Practice” because it makes my vagina hurt. No, really, I’m serious. There is such an excess of estrogen on the show that the characters’ vaginas must secretly be communicating with my own. And I don’t like that one bit.
However, I do adore beautiful Kate Walsh . . . especially in a bikini . . .

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Vanessa Hudgens is the picture of purity and righteousness, meaning she likes to take naughty pictures of herself and let them leak on the internet. That’s a hero to you me. I think if she’s Catholic she’s one miracle away from being declared a saint. True story, that shit’s in the Bible. The only reason I bring this up is that I can’t get in trouble for posting scintillating naked pictures of an 18 year hottie of questionable ethnicity because the laws in the USA kick ass.
Law& Order Update: Bongbong. Apparently the laws in the USA are made to protect people and not let bloggers post random naked pictures of them so I have removed the pics and replaced them with boring bikini shots of Vanessa Hudgens dancing with some gay kid. Objection your honor.
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Dude. Where the hell did summer go? It seems like just yesterday I was breaking out the white slacks, popping my collar and getting my 23 ft sloop out of dry dock to sail down to my parents house in Newport so I could discuss my new start-up with some buddies over beers and baked clams-beachside. No bigs. Now it’s already time to pull the kegs in from the beach, send the bitches home and get the beach house winterized, bro. The cool thing is that we didn’t have to bury anybody in the sand and have my dad take care of all that like last year. Score. Speaking of scores, here’s Marisa Miller half naked because I love summer and summer is for naked boobies.

Links if you made it this far:

Cute College Girl O’ The Week: Heather from Monmouth. (College Humor)
Lindsay Lohan’s dad visits her in rehab […]

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This is Alena Seredova, who according to Wikipedia is a top Czech model who gets nude a lot and has several accents on her name that my computer can’t make. It easy to understand why the cold war went on so long if this is what the Eastern Bloc was hiding all those years. Fortunately, we had hot water, twin razors, good dental care and a thriving porn industry to lavish on all these unfortunate hotties. God bless the USA!

Links comrade. More naked Czech action after the jump. NSFW

FHM’s Brooke in various state of undress and 100% hot. (FHM Online)
Jessica Simpson still has a world class rack. I’m a gentleman like that. (notorious)
Haley from UNCW is the hot girl of the week. I tink I have a fever, nurse. (College Humor)
DMX might have been into deeper shit than Michael Vick. Dayum. (yeeeah)
Michael Vick booted from the NFL. (Ninja Dude)
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Happy birthday to Kimberly Stewart! Based solely on this picture of her ass from this weekend, I’d guess it were her 47th birthday. But, inexplicably this is the curdled ass of a 27 year old.
Given her genes (mom is Alana Stewart and dad is Rod Stewart) and her age, I’m baffled by her ass. But, really the whole picture, regardless of age, is quite puzzling. Check out her disproportionate body. Kimberly is a super-thin chick who has certain parts that are out of proportion to the rest of her–but she has so many of them that I’m not sure why the total package looks thin.
Miss Lennox’s wish is to run into her on the beach one day and squeeze her upper thighs and saddlebags until the fat moves up into and fills out her tiny ass cheeks. I’d also sweetly suggest some breast implants, like a […]

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