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Obligatory Jessica Biel bikini pictures

Jessica Biel in a bikini (from the Gentleman’s Quarterly…rreow). That’s really enough isn’t it? And to think Justin Timberlake just shit all over her in the press. Maybe Justin forgot that he’s a scruffy bumpkin from Tennessee who was singing country covers on Star Search against LeAnn Rimes before the Mickey Mouse Club gave […]

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Obligatory Jessica Biel bikini pictures

Jessica Biel in a bikini (from the Gentleman’s Quarterly…rreow). That’s really enough isn’t it? And to think Justin Timberlake just shit all over her in the press. Maybe Justin forgot that he’s a scruffy bumpkin from Tennessee who was singing country covers on Star Search against LeAnn Rimes before the Mickey Mouse Club gave […]

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Jessica Simpson is a stalker

Jessica Simpson might be stalking John Mayer. Apparently, her flagging singing/acting/socialiting career has left her chasing pasty white boys. Good thing she has a great rack to keep her alive. Hollywood rulez.
A guest at the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood said that on Monday morning John Mayer was yelling into his […]

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Ashley Massaro gets the smackdown out of wrestling

Wrestling diva(?) Ashley Massaro just quit wresting to join the reality series Survivor. Most of you may know her as the rags to riches model who rose to fame using her enduring spirit and sassy gumption. Or maybe just as the short girl with the giant rack who wrestles other girls[!] on tv.
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Jessica Simpson is bringing crazy back

Jessica Simpson, beyond desperate for a comeback, and borderline looney, is seeking advice from pop diva Mariah Carey to get her back on track. I know, right? Where do we even go from here?
Jess has turned to the Queen of Comebacks for inspiration. In July 2001, Mariah made a bizarre appearance on MTV’s TRL, on which she performed a striptease and handed out ice cream to the audience. The five-octave soprano then had a breakdown in a Manhattan hotel, smashing crockery and cutting her feet and hands. She was ultimately admitted to the Silver Hill Hospital for what her publicist described as “an emotional and physical breakdown.”

Fucking classic!
“Jessica has been singing Mariah’s praises endlessly,” a friend of the former MTV reality star dishes to OK!. “She thinks Mariah is amazing and appreciates that she may be able to learn from her. Jessica’s career […]

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