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Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.
I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it […]

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Like your average 15 year old, I <3 Pete Wentz. Only I’m not 15 so it’s quite possible that I have a serious problem being that I really do have a crush on the seemingly tortured, emo boy who is skinnier than I am. Anyway, Ashlee Simpson snagged my Pete away about a year ago and since then I’ve been okay with it since they do make a cute couple, plus as far as talentless starlets he could have done a hell of a lot worse.
Anyway, Ashlee and Pete are innocuously cute without being sickening . . . until now. Look at their matching coifs! These pictures inspire fantasy conversations between the two in which Pete’s stylist asks Ashlee’s stylist to borrow her flat iron. Or, maybe, to create economies of scale they just share the same stylist. Whatever the case, neither one […]

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It’s okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. Say what you want about how poseurish her whole black hair, punk days were; I agree. Insist that you hate her music and her voice; again, I agree. Recall how idiotic her little jig dance was on Saturday Night Live after she exposed herself as a lip-syncher and got nervous; very true–she looked ridiculous. But let me tell you what she managed to do that I admire–Ashlee became pretty.
Ashlee’s new album’s promotional pics have just been released, and I have to hand it to her–the girl has done well with her new look. Her surgeon really is to be commended. As well, her stylist has brought back her blonde hair and softened her look. Her smaller nose and softer look render her very feminine, and gone is her whole fake-punk, tough-girl look and act. […]

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