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Pretty soon I’m going to hire Chris Crocker to make a video for me in which he will beg the print, television, and web media to leave Miss Lennox alone with their goddamn 24-7 coverage of Britney’s every Taco Bell stop and hoo-ha flashing. I’m over Britney. I’m sick of nothing but Britney on every web page I view!!!
Thankfully the pretty and sane Anna Kournikova presented herself in a bikini top and form-fitting lounge pants this weekend, and I have a tiny Britney break and a nice piece of flesh to look at on-line. Plus, Anna’s not a Hollywood Bimbette. In fact, the only stupid thing she’s ever done was date and continue to date that douchebag Enrique Iglesias. I mean seriously, what do you see in a guy who friggin’ tells the news media that he needs extra-small condoms?!? Note, not “Small,” […]

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Before this year, it was damn hard to catch a good glimpse of female celebrities’ lady parts. Skirts, dresses, pants, and of course, underwear had stifled my efforts to sneak a peek at some bush. No amount of talking to my computer screen, coaxing and begging in my sweet-as-sugar voice could get them out of hiding. (“Aww, c’mon, just a little a peak for Big Al. Pleeeeeease.”) Well, in recent months, young Hollywood has answered my prayers, and the fur–or lack thereof–has been flying. Lips have swayed proudly and freely in the wind, like so many confederate flags along a Georgia country road, and for Big Al it’s been just like Christmas.
So last night, with visions of sugar plums and baby-makers dancing in my head, I had a dream. I dreamed-up the salaciously unholy marriage of my two favorite pastimes: ultimate fighting and […]

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Yep its summer. I’m drunk and I stopped watching Extra and Access Hollywood. I have no idea what’s going on with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. And I don’t give a shit. Pop culture has become so blase to me that I won’t even stop to put the accent ague on it. Paris is out of jail, Lindsay is in rehab, Amy Winehouse is in rehab, Angelina wants a new baby. Brains = blown out of skull.
Here are some old candids of Anna Kournikova’s Eastern bloc beaver. Pass the hot sauce tovarisch.

Links if you made it this far.

Cute College girl of the week: Kelly from DePaul with DeBigass Titties. (CH)
Ben Kinglsey is a perv. So are you. (Holy Candy)
Sienna Miller is bangin Boromir. (Yeeeah)
MTV the Hill GIRL FIGHT. Except not really. (IBBB)
Jessica Alba sees chilly. […]

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Yep its summer. I’m drunk and I stopped watching Extra and Access Hollywood. I have no idea what’s going on with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. And I don’t give a shit. Pop culture has become so blase to me that I won’t even stop to put the accent ague on it. Paris is out of jail, Lindsay is in rehab, Amy Winehouse is in rehab, Angelina wants a new baby. Brains = blown out of skull.
Here are some old candids of Anna Kournikova’s Eastern bloc beaver. Pass the hot sauce tovarisch.

Links if you made it this far.

Cute College girl of the week: Kelly from DePaul with DeBigass Titties. (CH)
Ben Kinglsey is a perv. So are you. (Holy Candy)
Sienna Miller is bangin Boromir. (Yeeeah)
MTV the Hill GIRL FIGHT. Except not really. (IBBB)
Jessica Alba sees chilly. […]

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