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Angelina Jolie is pregnant. With twins. This will bring the kid count up to 6. I wonder if they’ll need name tags?
Angelina Jolie is pregnant again –and she is expecting lover Brad Pitt’s twins, Star has confirmed.
Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. (source)

There’s not much to say here except, if I were Brad Pitt I would keep Angelina Jolie pregnant all the time too. That’s how you get a good woman, fellas. You seduce her with your ability to listen, and your kind words and cuddling, then you trap her by getting her pregnant. It’s all XBox’s and Budweisers after that. I’m a tiger ladies. True story.
Here’ Angelina trying to ride a bike in New Orleans. In pic 4 for some reason, she’s got a melted baby which kinda takes the sexiness […]

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Angelina Jolie recently said that watching Brad Pitt with their children has given her emotions she’s never felt before and says that she was “blown away” by how well Brad has taken to fatherhood.
Angelina - who adopted Maddox and Zahara before she started dating the actor - said: “Brad has been an incredibly supportive and caring man and a great father. It means a lot to me to have him in my life and to be there for our children because I was prepared and even resigned to raise them alone.”You can’t know how good a father a man will be without actually seeing him in that role. But Brad is so good with Mad, and they’ve bonded in such a beautiful way that it almost makes me cry - and I never cry.” (source)

So.. she’s dead inside. That reminds me a lot of my mom except for the […]

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Reports were everywhere yesterday that Angelina Jolie and her estranged father, actor Jon Voight, had a secret meeting in New York, but turns out it didn’t happen. Us Magazine says:
Though a source tells Us it was the late Marcheline Bertrand’s “dying wish” that ex-husband Jon Voight, 68, and their daughter, Angelina Jolie, 32, make amends, it hasn’t happened yet. The Internet buzzed with rumors of a truce when Voight was spotted October 7 at the Waldorf-Astoria, the NYC hotel where Jolie is staying. But Voight’s rep tells Us, “It’s all a mistake. They didn’t see each other all weekend.”

Whew, that was close. If I was Brad Pitt, I’d talk to someone about taking a restraining order out on Jon Voight, because nothing beats big tits and daddy issues. They only thing that might be better is a hot chick with the self-esteem of a nuclear spill victim. All you […]

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I know that Angelina Jolie went on Skeleton Alert like six months ago, but I mean, really now! Angelina is actually someone I never expected to go the way of anorexia because she always seemed too cool to be mainstream, and as we all know, every troubled starlet in Hollywood hops on the anorexic train. I expected more out of her.
But I’m pretty sure the question of whether Angelina has implants has been answered by this latest photo of her all gaunt but somehow sporting round breasts. I guess her weight loss has indeed been good for something.
Now enjoy the pics below back from when Angelina looked like the kind of girl Miss Lennox would gladly jump the fence for . . .

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According to reports, Angelina Jolie is upset over the fact that heart recent biopic - about Mariane Pearl and her slain husband, journalist Daniel Pearl - was box office failure.
According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is “devastated” by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).
“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,” the insider tells Us Weekly in this week’s issue. (source)

Angelina, wanna guess why nobody went to see it? WE KNOW THE ENDING. We saw the whole gruesome thing play out on CNN just a few years ago. Why watch a movie that dramatizes an already traumatic event in our very recent - and very raw history. We were just getting used to not seeing beheadings on Youtube and you go and make a movie about it. […]

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Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback} 

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Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback} 

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