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June 7th, 2007 — leaves, tiny, confines, bracelet, ankle, wear, an, golden, golf, guards, rape, listen, cell whatever, cart, spacious, cots, ratty, jail, the, WTF?, Paris Hilton, DUI, Drugs, , WTFF?, and, sleep, arrest, foot, 5000, square, House
UPDATE: TMZ reports that Paris Hilton was released for “health reasons”. She is now under house arrest and must to wear an ankle bracelet that notifies the authorities if she leaves the tiny confines of her 5000 square foot house; which is barely 50 times bigger than her spacious jail cell.
Whatever will she do?
I mean ,after a few days it will get boring driving her golden golf cart from one end of the house to another. Or flying a kite in the living room or riding her horse up and down the stairs. Poor kitten. They should have let her go to one of those awesome half-way houses where the cool criminals get to go; where they get to sleep next to each other on ratty cots while they listen to the guards rape the other parolees. LA law, you’re a stinker!
drugs, DUI, paris hilton, WTF?, WTFF?
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June 6th, 2007 — equally, drunken, blade, steely, fat, rack, vanessa, minillo, boobs, knives, nude, 3, deserves, hackneyed, weilding, drunk, sex, Whores, tits, days, and, an, Hotties, Breasts, lindsay, lohan, post, obligatory, Vanessa Minnillo, a
Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.
LINKS.
Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
The Hilton clan […]
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