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Damn it, just when I thought that Amy Winehouse was winning Lennox’s DeathMatch 2008 against Britney Spears, the crackhead up and goes to rehab . . . then again, it was only for two hours. Still, my money’s back on Brit because I have a feeling Amy’s 2-hour visit will turn into an extended stay starting in the next few days.
Yesterday morning a 19-minute video surfaced which shows the ever-classy Amy downing a cocktail of Ecstasy and Valium and smoking crack. The video was shot over the weekend by a spy for a British Tabloid. The same day the story broke, her dad paid her a visit mere hours later, and the next thing you know she’s back wearing her trademark beehive (man those hairdressers to the stars know how to hustle!) and heading off with Daddy to rehab. While her spokesman claims that the […]

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You know when female celebs want to reinvent themselves or make a statement and they go blonde? Well, look who joined the club. Only I’m rather certain this was an at-home job because any credible stylist would have had the sense to also lighten Amy’s black brows. No one can pull off black eyebrows and platinum hair. Then again, I’m not sure what look Amy could actually pull off and look human.
And she offers astute self-evaluation to OK! magazine as she explains why she looks heroin-chic:
“I’ve lost the weight because I don’t smoke weed anymore. I go to the gym, I drink a lot of water and I eat right. I feel bad for Victoria Beckham because I see pictures of her and they’ve made her thighs look smaller. They’ve done that to me, and it’s horrible. I’ve always had skinny little […]

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I guess the better question is, “What’s not wrong with this picture?” But, anyway, remember back to when you were a kid and would try to pick out 10 things wrong with a picture in a game book? Well Amy Winehouse now provides that opportunity to us as adults. While wandering around the streets of London, Amy Winehouse makes for a game that could go on for hours. For instance: 1) She’s wearing her bra outside 2) She’s wearing her bra outside in what is probably 50 degree weather 3) She is jaundiced 4) Her jaundiced skin matches the color of her teeth 5) She’s crying . . .
And, the list goes on, but I’ll leave it to you to play the game because quite frankly Amy’s photo is scaring me. If anyone has a 2008 Death Pool please let […]

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Goddamn.
When I picture a lesbian threesome with the Olsen Twins and another celebrity, the third party is certainly not Amy Winehouse. In fact, she belongs nowhere near that picture. Though, I guess the three could stand around and play a game of ‘Who has the stabbiest hip bone?’ I would hope, too, that Mary-Kate and/or Ashley would give Amy a good talking to about her new skunk streak of blonde hair.
But Jesus Christ, Amy Winehouse is still alive? Really? Well, it’s only a matter of time until she’s found dead in a pool of her own vomit, or one of her veins bursts, or her heart stops after an 8-Ball episode. Whatever the cause of death, it’s sure to be happening soon. In the meantime, she and her perhaps even more visually offensive, Blake Fielder-Civil, attended a fashion show for the Olsen Twins’ […]

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Miss Lennox is not a betting woman, but I’d sure like to enter a celebrity death pool and place my bet on Amy Winehouse to pop off some time within 2008.
But, Amy Winehouse hasn’t always looked like the Bride of Frankenstein who starved to death, was resuscitated, and took up a career as a chanteuse. Nope. Miss Lennox found the above before and after pic of Amy dating back to 2004 when she actually had full breasts and hips, shiny hair, and only one faint tattoo on her forearm.
She’s had a lot of no-show performances in her native England lately, and when she has shown up she’s been a wreck and has forgotten her words. Because of her drug-fueled bizarre behavior, it’s only a matter of time until a probing journalist asks very obvious questions or she comes out and makes a statement. And when she does declare that […]

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