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So it looks like LA Law may be poised to surpass the Teletubbies in overall toughness and have called Paris Hilton back to court to discuss the validity of her recent release. TMZ report from yesterday:
Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.
The hearing is scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT on Friday. (source)

A hearing. Man. She must be shaking in her Jimmy Choo Strappy sandals. I bet the lawyers have filed some really concise motions and the judge is prepared to hear their briefs in detail. Eeeek! I hope she’s okay!
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In one picture, Maggie Gyllenhaal has single-handedly become my hero. I have so many questions, but all I can do is stare. I can’t tell if that youngin’ is actually breast-feeding or just mocking what daddy does every night after 9pm. But more importantly, Maggie is my favorite kind of mother. You know, the ones who just let their babies latch on in the middle of the freaking street, without a bit of modesty…as if it’s natural to show your boobs on a bench in public. It is, isn’t it? The only way this picture could be better is if they were in Burger King surrounded by dirty-faced little urchins crying MAWma! and DIDdeee!. Cause nothing suggests redneck upward mobility like a peep show in the BK lounge.
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I think paroled may be too strong. Maybe let off easy is more appropriate, because the LA legal system is about as tough on crime as an episode of Dragon Tales.
Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days — the normal stay for a violation of this kind. (source)

God damn. I’ve had video check outs at a Hilton Hotel that took longer than Paris Hilton was in jail. I like how the LA Police don’t even try to disguise the preferential treatment anymore. One judge for LA County was quoted as saying, “Well I can’t keep her jail after I already cashed the bribe check, duh.”. Which, if you think about it, makes perfect sense. Like how […]

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Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.
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Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
The Hilton clan […]

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Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback} 

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Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.
Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.
{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback} 

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